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Prank, of course!

Ah, yes. But I'm beginning to run out of idea's. Five years of this stuff and you find yourself reusing old-ones.

Jello's a good stand-by but not very original.

Do yah know the tick with the computer's wallpaper?

Yeah.

Is that really even a question?

There's also work I could do.

Yeah, but I'm sure the work will be there when the prank is done.

Good point. Dwight's on a jello tear ...

I know. He just told me once I come back to work I have to stop eating all jello products. I told him they motivate me, but we both know that won't work so...

If I weren't afraid someone from accounting *cough* wouldn't kill me in my sleep. I'd put his Bobble-heads in Jello.

I'd wrap them in plastic wrap first.

Ah pranking. One of the very few things I miss from Dunder Mifflin.

Besides me right?

Of course.

Okay good. I was afraid New York was changing you. It would be a shame but possibly a good plot for a broadway musical.

Oh. I thought I told you. I have been spending a lot of time with Ryan and his dealer. You know...clubbing and stuff.

Too bad I'm not a writer. We could make a fortune off that.

You've been spending time with the Hobbit? Because ... isn't Ryan still in jail?

Hire a ghost writer. Or my sister. She has a flair for everything.

[ooc: my Jim's sister (not that i'd not play with any other OC sister; jim as a big brother is AWESOME) but usually I play with myghostofasmile and her name is Jenny ;) just an fyi about mes jim]

~~That joke would have worked so much better if I remembered that. I try my best not to think of Ryan.~~

The Hobbit, the Wizard, the Elf....I should NOT know this much about it.

Jenny? That's...We could really be rich. I mean, if Legally Blonde can succeed on Broadway...

Exactly. And it doesn't even have to be true. That's the beauty of America.

Oh! I can die at the end. It'll be horribly tragic.

Or we could do Dwight. But then it would probably have to be a comedy, so who could really take him seriously? Other than Angela?

A book about Dwight ... I'm not sure if I'm intrigued or interested.

Jenny thinks we should make Beet Jello. To curb his jello-hate once and for all.

Hm....do you think he'd mind so much if you put his stapler in beet flavored jello?

I guess that would depend on if we could convince him to eat it. Telling him what a crime it would be to let the beets go to waste might work.

We could convince him to take it home for cousin Mose.

Mose might eat the stapler though ...

And that would feel awful the next day....although the idea of Dwight picking the stapler ouf ot....

Never mind.

Oh Pam. You could have just not.

I'm sorry! And now I have the visual in my head of Dwight.....picking it up.

Oh. Stop! For the love of my sanity.

((omg &hearts))

Prank.

((heh, ty))

Good point.

So this is what Scranton is up to these days.

It's always what scranton is up to. Michael is going to be a pseudo-father, did you hear?

Well at least some things never change Halpert.

Really? I fear for that child.

Apparently Jan went to a sperm bank. Kinda harsh when a woman who claims to love you won't even take your sperm.

And now I need to wash the thoughts of Michael's ... you know ... out of my head.

Maybe there is bleach somewhere ...

You know somehow I'm not buying the whole Sperm Bank theory. Did you ever meet her assistant?

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Oh ... Karen. You're a genius. Did you know he made a CD. I stole it, there's this one song ... I'll have to send it to you.

You're kidding!! You need to upload that like now Halpert!

Yeah there was really something weird there. He had that band right? I think Jan sent me an email about it once. Trying to do some 'strong women of DM or something?" It was clearly something I should have made a better effort at trying to attend.

The song ... is something like "That one night." And Lyrics include "you took me by the hand, made me a man ..."

It's horribly disturbing to think about. Jan insisted on playing it for us at the dinner party she and Michael threw. Which was, as you can guess, a complete disaster and ended up with the police showing up.

And you actually bought into the sperm bank thing after you had that sort of proof right in your hands?? I'm ashamed of you! Ashamed I say!

God, here I thought getting out of Scranton would be good for me, and I'm missing out on all the insanity.

There should be a newsletter you know. Not the one that I still get from Michael though.

I could probably come up with a way to update you on the insanity. I just need to think on the best way to keep you completely up to date on a day to day basis.

Wait a way to keep me up to date on the things going on and around the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin? You mean like a daily journaling tool that allows other people to read and review what you've written?

Where ever will you find such a thing Jim Halpert?

Where?

Okay okay. I get it. I'm a master at missing the obvious sometimes. What can I say?

You could say "Karen you are the all knowing, and I bow to your superiority."

But sum it up in Six Words.

How about: Karen I'm better than you, still. Does that work?

Oh I don't know if that has the same ring to it as: Suck it up Halpert you still have to deal with Dwight every day.