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[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

JIM! Jello is no longer allowed.

Comments

[onthewildeside.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, jello!

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

Jello is detrimental.

[onthewildeside.livejournal.com]

Is it?

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

Yes! It distracts very good workers from doing their jobs and gives slacker workers a means to do the distracting.

[jenhalpert.livejournal.com]

What if its jello pudding?

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

No Jello.


ooc: dude it's so weird but I play a OC Jenny Halpert too. Like minds. Weiiiiird. ;)

[jenhalpert.livejournal.com]

But it's tasty. And comes in butterscotch.

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

Try Yogurt.

ooc: it would me interesting for them to meet. mmmmmmmmm *considers*

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Dwight, you can't tell somebody not to eat something.

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

I certainly can. Jello is detrimental to the work place Pam. You can eat it until your back from New York.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

I actually work better if I've eaten some type of jello product. It motivates me.

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

You prefer Yogurt.

[aestark.livejournal.com]

If you're going to be serious about it you should offer some consequences.

ooc: Office muses for the win :D

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

There are always consequences. For instance. Anyone caught with Jello in the office will be written up by me and that complaint will be filed with HR and put on the desk of Regional Manager Michael Scott.

[aestark.livejournal.com]

Seems a bit...circuitous.

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

Every company works with a chain of command. Much like the ranks of the military. At Dunder Mifflin we are as efficient as the military.

Locked

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Could you maybe not encourage him? Please?

Re: Locked

[aestark.livejournal.com]

I take it you're a co-worker?

Re: Locked

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

You take it right, yeah.

[youignorantslut.livejournal.com]

Dwight. People can eat whatever Jello products they wish. Stop being an idiot.

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

But Michael, I'm just concerned about the effect Jello has on the office and the people in it. Also, remember the damage it caused to my stapler?

[orangeiswhorish.livejournal.com]

So is this the new method for Memos around the office Dwight?

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

If they insist on taking company time to be on this site then I must find the most effective way of getting these things across.

[orangeiswhorish.livejournal.com]

[locked]

I'm sick of listening to Kevin talk about these Quizzes.

Locked tight

[ifiwasderanged.livejournal.com]

I could ask Michael to re-structure the office. For efficiency. We could make Andy sit with Kevin and Oscar.