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That is a lie! Take it back Jennifer Halpert.

Dwight, calling me a liar isn't very nice at all. I bought that batch of beets from you last week and I went to make your recipe for Beet salad and all the Beets were rotten.

I concur!

My Beet Salad was ruined. Now I'll never know the joy of Beet Salad.

A tragedy to be sure. How will you ever find the strength to go on?

I don't know. Maybe I'll create Beet Jello ... Wow, that's a good idea. I should tell Jim ... mmmmm.

Beet Jello is actually one of the best ideas ever...

As long as you don't try to eat it.

I'll make Jim be the guinea pig.

No no no. Make Dwight do it.

Oh I will but I intend to make Jim suffer a little too since he never came up with this prank on his own.

Jim? Boyfriend?

brother.

My brother's name is Jim. Didn't know it was such a popular name.

Weird. And you're Jennifer too? Well everybody calls me Jenny. Or Jen but only Jim and Scott really call me Jen.

Wow. Yeah...strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

I'm mostly Jen. Sometimes Jennie. And when there's been too much sugar involved...Jen Jen Jen Jennie Jen Jen Jen.

It's all kinds of crazy. You don't have a boyfriend named Scott too right? Cause that would just be ... creepy.

Ahh, yes. Sugar induced name calling. I too have be subjected to that.

No. I actually don't have a boyfriend right now.

I just moved in with my brother until I can find my own place.

Technically I guess neither do I. Our relationship is ... undefined. If that makes sense. I don't really believe in marriage but he's the one.

That's cool. I bought a house and my brother moved in with me. So at least this isn't too creepy.

I can see that. I want to be married. My parents have this oh so perfect marriage and its dorky. but I want what they have.

What my brother will hopefully get off his ass and get.

Yeah I know what you mean.

*nods* Jens...like great minds...must think alike.

Definitely.

You do like to cause trouble, don't you?

It's fun. And you love it too, don't lie.

I'm neither saying yes, nor no.

Uh huh. Are we still taking Heather Ice Skating tonight?

We are. She's been practicing. I'm pretty sure she's going to show off some new moves she learned.

Just don't mention it to Michael.

I wasn't planning on it.