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[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

 Never loved New York so much.

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[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

I think I'm offended.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Don't be. I think you know the real reason.

I thought LJ was a safe place.

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

No place on the internet or with Dwight could ever be a safe place.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

I should have known.

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

Yes. Pam you should have. You're clearly slipping. New York has changed you. I'll have to re-train you to pull pranks, it will take hours and hours of intensive work when you get back.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Do you think I'll ever be the same again?

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

I don't know Pam. I just don't know.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

I'm scared.

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

I'll do what I can. I won't rest until I get you back! I promise. I'll never let go.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Did you purposely quote Titanic right there?

But look what happened to Leo at the end...

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

Yes. That movie was horrible.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

As horrible as Legally Blonde?

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

A different kind of horrible Pam. The kind of horrible that has women crying because the boat sank ... like it was a surprise.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet, naive Jim. They weren't crying because the boat sank.

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

No, I know. Leo and the letting go and blah blah. Still. Do you know how many people in that theatre were actually surprised that it sank. They thought that at the last second, I don't know Hobbits would show up and use the "RING" to save the boat.

I'm not kidding.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Tell the truth, Jim. Did you and Dwight go see Titanic together?

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

No. But I imagine that would have been pretty entertaining. Think about it.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I want to.

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

Come on. Can you imagine how annoying he would have been to all the crying women? He have been talking about how inauthentic everything was. The accents, the procedure on the ship ... everything.

Honestly, It would be hilarious.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

"If I had been on the ship, I could have stopped it from sinking."

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Ok. Yeah. That would have been pretty funny.

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

See. I told you.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

Once again, you're right.

But I was right about the babysitting thing.

[neededyoutoknow.livejournal.com]

Yes, you were.