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You two should have sex already.

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Only if these two you speak of are married.

Hardly. But then again not many two people are married before having sex.

That does not change the fact that they should be!

Not if it's just a momentary passing of bodily fluids.

If two people are going to have sex, they should be married first.

Is this a religious belief?

Sort of. Also sort of a family thing. But that ties in with religion. So. Yeah! Sort of!

No offense intended of course, but it's my belief that life is just too short.

She sighed.

Yes, that seems to be the common attitude. You'll also have to forgive me if I've caused offense. It's just.. well.. You could say I have to try.

I'm by no means taking an ordinary road. The truth is that I'm going to die in a year or two. Three most. And I don't really plan on getting hitched at seventeen.

What in bloody blazes are you talking about Pen?

Naivety doesn't work on you, Ax.

Wait. Are you actually jealous Pen?

I'm merely stating the obvious.

No, I think you're threatened.

Oh please.

You are. And you have no reason to be.

I'm not. You can sleep with whomever you desire.

If only that were true, love.

I don't know. I think Lindsay Lohan would enjoy your accent.

Oh Pen. You are so strange sometimes.

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