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Ah... headache?

No, not headache. George told me some women dropped me off home. *tries to think but cant remember*

Women? Ah...
Where from?

I have no idea George didnt know who she was either. Elena knew about her taking me home though...

*looks at the latest post by Elena*

I think that either she didn't think it problematic, or you made up for it...

*explodes bright red* I...err...yeah..we're going..out with eachother *realises the amount of hell hes gonna get*

*bites lip not to grin at his being embarassed* That could be a good thing.

What ... what do you like about her?

Hey! *watches her trying to stop grinning* tell anyone and I'll be testing out some new products on you! *smiles*

I just...shes really kind, gentle and sweet. She makes me *looks at the ground* happy. Ive never felt like this before...

*sweetly* Fred... I think the way this is going, I won't need to be telling people. They'll figure it out... 'sides, how would that threat make it a first? ... what cookin', btw? 'sides the aging potion...

*puts her hand on his shoulder* That is very good. And she cares?

I hope she does, Im not one for understand relationships but its still early days *smiles at her and throws her a telescope*

Forget firewhisky, boyo. I think your new creed ought t' be no more alchohol ever.

Was I really that bad? *worried smile*

You were completely out of it. Called me a blue eyed angel for one. You also fell asleep on my leg muttering about someone called Elena. Who's Elena?

*goes bright red and scratches the back of his head looking down* Oh...Im sorry about that, I only had one bottle as well!

Elena is my...my girlfriend *feels strange to say* shes got really amazing blue eyes and blond hair. You know her?

That must be pretty potent stuff.

Elena... Elena... nope, don't think so.

It is. I dont even remember where the other three bottles are. I hope the gnomes didnt steal them!

Shame you dont know her. We got together the day after that night I was drunk *overly happy*

She a wizzard too? There sure are a lot of you around. I've met a bloke named Ron, a girl named Hermione, another named Tonks.

Ron's mine and Georges little brother, Hermione is Rons girlfriend pretty much and Tonks is a real close friend of all of ours. Elena isnt a witch no shes a werewolf

Werewolf? Interesting. And how is Hermione 'pretty much' Ron's girlfriend. Seems to me that you are or you aren't.

I dont really keep up with what goes on between them two, but if you had to pick one or the other we'd all say they are together. Yep a werewolf, well a she-wolf....

How did you start going out with a she-wolf? And the day after a binge too.

Well Ive liked her for while now and we got to know eachother and it just went from there. I dont think she was happy with me drinking though, I remember speaking to her and then she went.

Probably som'in to do with your cheesy pick up lines, my friend.

Cheesy pick up lines? *jaw drops* what did I say?

You don't want to know, mate. Trust me on this.

Well I suppose we are going out now so they cant of been that bad *scratches the back of his head thinking*

Are you with anyone or like anyone at the moment?

With anyone? Nah. I'm foot loose and fancy free.

*blushes slightly*

There is a guy, but we're just mates.

Ive never had a girlfriend before so this is all really knew to me, I just hope I dont screw it up..

This guy? Would I know him? *grins at her*

Probably not. He's... not in England very often.

I've never had a real boyfriend either. The blokes I like keep dying, turning out to be worse than dirt, or I have to leave before anything can happen.

*frowns* oh, well if you ever need love potions we sell them at the shop *grin*

Love potion? *narrows eyes* That's not how you got your Elena, is it? Cause that would pretty much be like cheating, or lying.

*mutters*

'sides, I don't think love potions work on Time Lords.

I didnt use a love potion on Elena! *frowns*

Was just trying to help you know. Whats a time lord?

Good enough, then. Glad to know you got Elena all on your own.

Sorry, I'm not good at letting people help me.

A Time Lord- that's a bit tricky to explain. You know how most humans- I think you call them muggles- don't know about wizards? Well think of earth as being the muggles, unaware of all the other life forms there are in the galaxies. Time Lords are the wizards of the galaxies, with the knowledge of the ages and the ability to travel in time and space. They're sworn not to interfere with the rest of the galaxies, but the Professor's a bit of a rebel.

*looks away* I dont know how I did though, I mean I am nothing special. I own a joke shop with my brother George and thats about it *feels kinda sad*

A Time Lord sounds wicked! if I had the abilty I would have much more fun! I really should steal Hermione's time turner....

George isnt good at letting people help him either.

Just being a nice guy is special, and you are that.

I dunno about most of the time Lords, as they're kind of stodgy from what I hear. The Professor's very wicked.

I'm used to counting on myself for most everything. I'm surprised, being a twin, that George is like that though.

Sometimes being a nice guy isnt enough, and the amount of jokes we play I dont think people would view either of us as nice *laughs*

Me and George are so alike our own mum cant tell us apart. I just think with me liking someone, hes just not use to it. Im kinda scared of them two talking to eachother....

I'd pick the nice guy over the burly man any day.

Is this the first time either of you have had a girlfriend?

*tries not to blush* yeah it is, shes so beautiful you know. I dont want to screw things up with her. I dont normally feel this way about someone...Ive never felt this way about someone.

*smiles softly* Yeah, I remember that feeling.

The fact that you don't want to mess it up is a good sign.

Just remember- flowers and chocolate. Real chocolates, not ones that'll make her nose bleed of cheeks puff out.

*laughs* good point, I really gotta remember that!

Shame George isnt good at giving me advice, hes sort of shut down about this, I dont think he likes Elena much.

Does he really not like Elena, or is he just feeling weird about not being your... god, this'll sound corny... other half? NOt that he's not your best mate, but now there's someone else in the picture.

Listen t' me. You'd think I was a bloomin' shrink or something.

I think thats excatly how he feels. I can understand because Ive always thought the same as him, I had no idea I liked Elena, it just happened. Im not use to it and neither is he.

*laughs* you are a good shrink! if you ever want a joke or prank come to the shop, free of charge!

I'm guessing it'll get easier on all three of you.

I'd love to check out your joke shop sometime. The Professor'd get a kick out of the fake wands you were tellin' me about, and I'm sure there are some candies I have to give to Hex.