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[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Her parents looked like haunted trees.

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[zizes-schmizes.livejournal.com]

He got his best friend's girl pregnant ... not to mention the fact that he slept with pretty much every woman in the greater Tri-State area.

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

That is known as an ex that is so deservedly an ex he should probably be a 'Y'.

I just can't top that. Infidelity apparently likes following me around, but pregnancy? Fucking hell.

[zizes-schmizes.livejournal.com]

[She laughs] Probably so! I'm sorry that you have bad exes, too.

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Bad exes seem to be a fact of life. Unless you just give up trying, which I'm never smart enough to do.

[zizes-schmizes.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the next time you'll find someone good?

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

That sort of thinking is what gets me into these messes. I'll evolve past it one of these days.

[zizes-schmizes.livejournal.com]

Evolve past ... ?

[unfixably.livejournal.com]

...I have no idea how to make that a mental image.

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Trust me, you don't want to.

[unfixably.livejournal.com]

But now that you've said it, hard to stop.

Gnarled and... terrifying?

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Withered and twisted and rooted to their sofa, with faces that seemed kind of... embedded. Terrifying works also.

It's weird when couples start to look like each other. Even more when they look like that.

[unfixably.livejournal.com]

I always thought matching sportswear was a step too far. That does sound worse.

So were you worried your partner was going to turn into an evil tree?

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Matching expressions of dour self-loathing is bad enough.

You know, I think she may have already been more than halfway to evil tree status, I was just blinded by my adoration.

[zizes-schmizes.livejournal.com]

He got his best friend's girl pregnant ... not to mention the fact that he slept with pretty much every woman in the greater Tri-State area.

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

That is known as an ex that is so deservedly an ex he should probably be a 'Y'.

I just can't top that. Infidelity apparently likes following me around, but pregnancy? Fucking hell.

[zizes-schmizes.livejournal.com]

[She laughs] Probably so! I'm sorry that you have bad exes, too.

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Bad exes seem to be a fact of life. Unless you just give up trying, which I'm never smart enough to do.

[zizes-schmizes.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the next time you'll find someone good?

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

That sort of thinking is what gets me into these messes. I'll evolve past it one of these days.

[unfixably.livejournal.com]

...I have no idea how to make that a mental image.

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Trust me, you don't want to.

[unfixably.livejournal.com]

But now that you've said it, hard to stop.

Gnarled and... terrifying?

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Withered and twisted and rooted to their sofa, with faces that seemed kind of... embedded. Terrifying works also.

It's weird when couples start to look like each other. Even more when they look like that.

[unfixably.livejournal.com]

I always thought matching sportswear was a step too far. That does sound worse.

So were you worried your partner was going to turn into an evil tree?

[heart-masseuse.livejournal.com]

Matching expressions of dour self-loathing is bad enough.

You know, I think she may have already been more than halfway to evil tree status, I was just blinded by my adoration.