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Can't say I've ever had a good one.

But, I've always managed to make my displeasure known, and usually win.

My last master was so good to me, I loved him very much.

[sadface]

I miss him. I'm without a master now.

I'm sorry that you have had bad masters...

....

*tilts his head, puzzled*

Being free is pretty awesome. It'll grow on you.

*shrug*

Not to worry! I out-smarted all but one.

But I don't have any purpose without a master...

[brainwashed child is brainwashed]

I'm glad you did. What about the other one?

[curious]

Yeah, you do. You get to do what you want to do. Instead of having to do what someone else wants you to do.

*djinn!sigh*

I sort of messed up his entire life, and feel kinda bad about it. He hates me. A lot. Meh.

You... You messed up your master's life?

[big horrified eyes!!!!]

But why?! Were you not killed for such a crime?!

What?

No, of course not. It's all part of dealing with a djinn. Humans know that. *idle hand wave* I just might have gone a bit overboard on his. But, then again, one shouldn't ever force their will on someone else.

You're a djinn?

...Wow.

I know people should treat each other well but, you know, you kind of have your place too...

Look at it through my point of view.

I have the ability to turn them into Stinkbugs if I so desire. As far as "knowing my place", I'd sort of rank myself above the ones that try to control me.

...except for my friends. I think we're equals.

Do you want one?

...erm...

Not really, mister.

I am looking for a new master, but I don't think anyone wants the person they serve to be unkind to them...

Shame, I could use a new victim. The silly things wear out so fast . . .