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I am most certainly not perfect.

I hardly think anyone is going to dispute that.

Fortunately, one doesn't have to be perfect to be as great as I am.

[Snorts]

The word you may be looking for is 'delusional', Prewett.

Jealousy is a very unbecoming trait, you know.

So are illusions of your own grandeur, but that doesn't seem to stop you.

No one is.

Though I suspect I'm as close as some may ever get to it.

I see you're not modest, either.

After all the time you've known me, when have I ever shown an ounce of modesty.

There was that one time...oh no wait, that was me.

Oh, please, you're no better than me, Fab. Never have been, never will be.

Cut from the same cloth, huh?

...Never claimed you were.