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[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

OH MY WAFFLES! OH THE HUMANITY!

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[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

What? Human waffles?

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

... no. They burned my waffles. [And he points to his plate of crispy waffles as evidence]

I mean, still edible, but you know. Gross.

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

Shame. I'm not sure what human waffles would be, but I'm sure they'd be fun.

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

If I had to guess, I'd say human flesh pressed with a waffle iron. They'd be really thin waffles, if you wanted a square big enough to fit a standard waffle iron you'd probably have to take it from the chest or back. Or ass, depending on the ass, but I hear that's not the best meat.

Stupid LJ doesn't want me to post. Oh well . . . what IS a varnish error, anyway?

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

It's not that bad, most people sit down a lot.

I think normal waffles with human meat on the side would be better, though.

[mtrlstc.livejournal.com]

Jesus, why are you yelling?

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

The assholes burned my waffles. I was distraught. And I've been awake for like, a week, surviving only on crackers and the occasional joint. Little jumpy.

[mtrlstc.livejournal.com]

So? Send them back. I mean, you're paying for them, right? Don't let people push you to the side 'cause they're too lazy to do their job.

... man, we've all been there. Kinda.

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

Times like this, I miss coffee. [He sighs and tries to flag down the waitress]

Wanna sit? I just finished what I was working on, so I was celebrating. Or trying to, anyway.

[mtrlstc.livejournal.com]

[Coco rolls her eyes at this attempt, really. Something tells her that her naturally loud, obnoxious voice wasn't given to her for no reason — "Hey! Excuse me! Can we get some service over here?" It's a talent, really.] Is there a reason you're off coffee, other than the fact that it tastes horrible? Not that I'm trying to pretend like it's not a necessary evil or anything.

Uh, sure? If you want the company. [... and a move for the chair.]

[lovedoftwogods.livejournal.com]

[the waiter comes running.]

What's wrong with your waffles? [He asks, nervously.]

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

[And Zach feels like a total douche, which is obviously solved by a burst of giggles]

That was dramatic, sorry. They're a little burned around the edges?

[lovedoftwogods.livejournal.com]

Oh. [He offers a small smile.]

Do you need me to take them back for new ones?

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

What? Human waffles?

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

... no. They burned my waffles. [And he points to his plate of crispy waffles as evidence]

I mean, still edible, but you know. Gross.

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

Shame. I'm not sure what human waffles would be, but I'm sure they'd be fun.

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

If I had to guess, I'd say human flesh pressed with a waffle iron. They'd be really thin waffles, if you wanted a square big enough to fit a standard waffle iron you'd probably have to take it from the chest or back. Or ass, depending on the ass, but I hear that's not the best meat.

Stupid LJ doesn't want me to post. Oh well . . . what IS a varnish error, anyway?

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

It's not that bad, most people sit down a lot.

I think normal waffles with human meat on the side would be better, though.

[mtrlstc.livejournal.com]

Jesus, why are you yelling?

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

The assholes burned my waffles. I was distraught. And I've been awake for like, a week, surviving only on crackers and the occasional joint. Little jumpy.

[mtrlstc.livejournal.com]

So? Send them back. I mean, you're paying for them, right? Don't let people push you to the side 'cause they're too lazy to do their job.

... man, we've all been there. Kinda.

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

Times like this, I miss coffee. [He sighs and tries to flag down the waitress]

Wanna sit? I just finished what I was working on, so I was celebrating. Or trying to, anyway.

[lovedoftwogods.livejournal.com]

[the waiter comes running.]

What's wrong with your waffles? [He asks, nervously.]

[binaryhorizon.livejournal.com]

[And Zach feels like a total douche, which is obviously solved by a burst of giggles]

That was dramatic, sorry. They're a little burned around the edges?

[lovedoftwogods.livejournal.com]

Oh. [He offers a small smile.]

Do you need me to take them back for new ones?