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Does beer taste good or not?

Tastes like the piss of an angel!

...Or just piss, dependin' on the brand.

That doesn't sound good.

It will, kid, it will. GIve it a few years. Or...[he looks the kid up and down] more than a few years, probably.

Fuck yeah, it does. You'll see when you get older.

How old?

I don't know... had my first beer when I was, like, fifteen.

That's a long time.

How old are ya?

*he holds up one hand* Five.

Well, it ain't too far away then.

That's when mom said I could say the f word without getting my mouth washed out with soap I think.

You've said fuck to your mom? Jesus, kid, you gotta be careful with that shit until you're too big for'em to do that shit to.

Not to her. I said it to my friend cause he took my water gun and she heard me. Dish soap tastes like butt.