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[guriel]

[Watching an "evangelist" fleece his flock.]

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[unfamiliar-jaf.livejournal.com]

[Japhrimel hasn't been seen in Heaven or Hell for the past 50 years. He's one of the ones who fell, who took the big swan dive, but lately he's been quiet...and now he's watching the same evangelist with a look on his face of nothing more than weariness and utter despair for the human condition.]

...bastard.

[guriel]

No kidding. [Guriel's discontented look deepens into a legitimate scowl.] Not too often a human makes me wish Dad would let me bend the rules and lay a smackdown, but every so often . . .

[And oh, hey, maybe he should watch what he says in that direction when he's talking to a Fallen. Oopsie. Change of subject time!] Where've you been?

[unfamiliar-jaf.livejournal.com]

[Jaf lets out a sigh and avoids looking at Guriel. After all, Belphegor knowing his situation was bad enough. For it to get up the chain to Heaven...that would likely end the life he'd been enjoying.]

Around, here and there.

[guriel]

Ahuh. [This is the sound of Guriel's insatiable curiosity warring with his self-preservation, and losing badly as per usual.] What, under a rock or something?

[breaksliketime.livejournal.com]

[Shateiel seems more amused than disgusted by the man's words. It was a very creative speech, even if it wasn't accurate. He drums his fingers on the hilt of his sword.] Is it worse that he speaks, or that they listen?

[guriel]

[Guriel snorts.] That he speaks. He's a predator. A shark in a bad suit. He preys on their weak spots and uses Dad's Name to do it.

[breaksliketime.livejournal.com]

Should I... [He trails off, waving his hand absently in the direction of the man. Silencing a man probably borders on frowned upon, but it's not as he hasn't done if before.]

[werewolf-hacker.livejournal.com]

[Ben's eyes are on the angel sitting demurely behind the blowhard on the stage, but his ears work just fine and his stomach roils at the message.] That dumbass is working for the Other Side and doesn't even know it.

enslaved!AU ftw!

[guriel]

Wanna bet? [Guriel sinks lower in his seat, feeling heat rise in his blood.] What does he care? Money ends up in his pocket no matter where the souls wind up.

WOOT

[werewolf-hacker.livejournal.com]

[The "preacher" brings Zivael forward. "For a small donation, this lovely Angel of the Lord will show you His grace and mercy..."]

I wanna punch him right in his smug face. Can I?

[theyhaditcoming.livejournal.com]

You know ...hmm, I can have his behind strung up in an alien spacecraft to be probed at will if you like. *is disgusted too but he's had eons of working his anger out on dicks who deserve what they got*

[guriel]

. . . Is that even a Thing? Seriously?

[theyhaditcoming.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely. Well, it's all about what up in their head and what amuses me at the moment. That and if it doesn't kill them, it sure as heck gives them a pause for thought about their priorities while on earth. Humans can be dicks, but most of them ain't half bad if they get the right boot up their heiney.

[unfamiliar-jaf.livejournal.com]

[Japhrimel hasn't been seen in Heaven or Hell for the past 50 years. He's one of the ones who fell, who took the big swan dive, but lately he's been quiet...and now he's watching the same evangelist with a look on his face of nothing more than weariness and utter despair for the human condition.]

...bastard.

[guriel]

No kidding. [Guriel's discontented look deepens into a legitimate scowl.] Not too often a human makes me wish Dad would let me bend the rules and lay a smackdown, but every so often . . .

[And oh, hey, maybe he should watch what he says in that direction when he's talking to a Fallen. Oopsie. Change of subject time!] Where've you been?

[unfamiliar-jaf.livejournal.com]

[Jaf lets out a sigh and avoids looking at Guriel. After all, Belphegor knowing his situation was bad enough. For it to get up the chain to Heaven...that would likely end the life he'd been enjoying.]

Around, here and there.

[breaksliketime.livejournal.com]

[Shateiel seems more amused than disgusted by the man's words. It was a very creative speech, even if it wasn't accurate. He drums his fingers on the hilt of his sword.] Is it worse that he speaks, or that they listen?

[guriel]

[Guriel snorts.] That he speaks. He's a predator. A shark in a bad suit. He preys on their weak spots and uses Dad's Name to do it.

[breaksliketime.livejournal.com]

Should I... [He trails off, waving his hand absently in the direction of the man. Silencing a man probably borders on frowned upon, but it's not as he hasn't done if before.]

[werewolf-hacker.livejournal.com]

[Ben's eyes are on the angel sitting demurely behind the blowhard on the stage, but his ears work just fine and his stomach roils at the message.] That dumbass is working for the Other Side and doesn't even know it.

enslaved!AU ftw!

[guriel]

Wanna bet? [Guriel sinks lower in his seat, feeling heat rise in his blood.] What does he care? Money ends up in his pocket no matter where the souls wind up.

WOOT

[werewolf-hacker.livejournal.com]

[The "preacher" brings Zivael forward. "For a small donation, this lovely Angel of the Lord will show you His grace and mercy..."]

I wanna punch him right in his smug face. Can I?

[theyhaditcoming.livejournal.com]

You know ...hmm, I can have his behind strung up in an alien spacecraft to be probed at will if you like. *is disgusted too but he's had eons of working his anger out on dicks who deserve what they got*

[guriel]

. . . Is that even a Thing? Seriously?

[theyhaditcoming.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely. Well, it's all about what up in their head and what amuses me at the moment. That and if it doesn't kill them, it sure as heck gives them a pause for thought about their priorities while on earth. Humans can be dicks, but most of them ain't half bad if they get the right boot up their heiney.