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[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

Gryffers are apparently really that thick.

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[palecharm.livejournal.com]

What did they manage to do this time?

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

[Why, hello lady.]

Oh, one was curious why we didn't kiss the ground he walked on.

I reminded him of what an enormous prick he is, and the world is fair again. It was a lovely dialogue.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

[Hello, hello.]

I believe his mother is better suited for that.

His ego has diminished a bit, hasn't it?

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid he left a bit baffled. May have offended his delicate sensibilities.

Being as it was Sirius fucking Black, I still consider it a wild success.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

He's always been a little extra special anyway. Perhaps he was dropped on his head as a child.

It serves him right.

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

That's one of the blander theories.

Doesn't it?

Lovely to have someone lovely agree. Makes the world a little brighter.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

Did an elephant sit on him, then?

The dungeons are never bright, so I think there may be a flaw in that somewhere.

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

If he was lucky.

Brighter in the potentially impressive poetic sense.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

I can't think of anything worse than being sat on by an elephant.

Potentially impressive is successfully impressive.

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

Psh, you look more creative than leaving it at an elephant's arse.

Brill.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

But it would smell bad. Hm... He could have been bludgeoned by a giant, then sat on by an elephant.

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

If only.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

In any case, it doesn't really matter. He's a bloody idiot no matter what happened.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

What did they manage to do this time?

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

[Why, hello lady.]

Oh, one was curious why we didn't kiss the ground he walked on.

I reminded him of what an enormous prick he is, and the world is fair again. It was a lovely dialogue.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

[Hello, hello.]

I believe his mother is better suited for that.

His ego has diminished a bit, hasn't it?

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid he left a bit baffled. May have offended his delicate sensibilities.

Being as it was Sirius fucking Black, I still consider it a wild success.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

He's always been a little extra special anyway. Perhaps he was dropped on his head as a child.

It serves him right.

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

That's one of the blander theories.

Doesn't it?

Lovely to have someone lovely agree. Makes the world a little brighter.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

Did an elephant sit on him, then?

The dungeons are never bright, so I think there may be a flaw in that somewhere.

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

If he was lucky.

Brighter in the potentially impressive poetic sense.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

I can't think of anything worse than being sat on by an elephant.

Potentially impressive is successfully impressive.

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

Psh, you look more creative than leaving it at an elephant's arse.

Brill.

[palecharm.livejournal.com]

But it would smell bad. Hm... He could have been bludgeoned by a giant, then sat on by an elephant.

[gibbonitup.livejournal.com]

If only.