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Wouldn't kill 'em to clean up.
THERE.
BOUT GD TIME.
SO UNGRATEFUL YOU ARE.
[Is this Meagan assuming wrong? Yep. Yes it is.]
BITCH SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
future wifeCamille got her homework done...and clean up after them all, they'd be pretty damn lost. Trust me.SORRY. RICE OR NO DICE.
BetternotbemyKatiayou'retalkingabout.IclaimedherrightafterTalindiedshe'stotallymine.]Sounds like you're totally marrying them all instead of raising them up. Don't you get to take a break every now and then?
THATS. RACIST.
BitchIwashherclothes,COMEATME.]I consider it both. But yeah, sometimes. I have my grandmother at home to look out for and they need a crutch more often than not.
YOU'RE SEXIST AND IM ONLY TELLING YOU WHAT I CAN MAKE MOTHERFUCKER.
BitchifIhadthesameluxuriesasyou,Iwould'vedonemorethanthat.]As long as you have that, I guess that's alright.
Do they try to help pull their own weight around when they could or you just prefer to do everything yourself? Trying to make it not sound bad but it'd sound terrible if they just willing let you work like an ox alone if they could help around.
[
Justwantyoutoknow,you'remakingmelatefrommakingthisakatia-freedayformeshemightleavemeearlytoday.]RICE? GEE HOW ASIAN OF YOU.
Idowaymorethanthatitwasanexample. Andyeahrightgobacktonappingyoulazybitch.]Yeah.
They're reluctant more often than not. Katia works a lot and there's not really a parent to help run things, so I do my best. Hopefully with her brother coming home it'll take some on me.
[
You'lltakeeveryexcuseyoucan,won'tyou?]COOK IT BETTER THAN YOU. THATS WHAT I KNOW.
ONLYDIDITSOKATIACANHOOKUPCUNTMOVINGONTHELITTLESISTER.ONLYSOLONGUNTILIMHERFRIENDALSOANDTAKEHERAWAYFROMYOU.]Oh... because I know a Katia at my job who kinda looks like she has family issues but I just got her a job and I don't want to pry too much from or outta her. I just hope it's kinda not the same one because that would really break my heart if she struggling that hard.
[Yeah, forget about your "you" problems, Eli.]
Does a Katia Rouse ring a bell to you or did I just reveal an identity... that wasn't necessary?
[
lolbitch,Idon'tneedexcuses.I'mbigpimpin'.]WELL DUH YOU'RE KOREAN.
ISAIDITONCE,I'LLSAYITAGAIN.COMEATMEHOE.]Katia Rouse? Yeah...that's her. Don't her I told you anything because that girl has the willpower to kick my ass.
[Well, shit.]
No worries. You were curious - and it is the same girl.
[
getthefuckawayfrommyfamiree.]... /RAEG QUIT AND FLIPS TABLE.
TOOLATE.SHUTUPCUNT.]... Seriously? Wait, why would she hurt you?
I'm just a co-worker of hers... would've came up and about eventually. Right?
OOPS, DID I STRIKE A NERVE OVER THERE, JAP?
FUCKJOO]She's like a caged lion...waiting for the right moment to attack and then BAM. Her temper's loose....
[And he'll clear his throat.]
Right...I mean, she hasn't been talkin' shit about you so--
What's your name?
AND YOU'RE CALLING ME RACIST? YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCCESSFFULY GRASP WHAT I AM. YOU STUPID HAITIAN. 1/??
2/??? BITCH.
3/??
4/4 I swear I don't know whats wrong with me. THIS WASNT INTENTIONAL.
UH HUH. RIGHT. I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART?
SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW YOUR HTML IS TERRIBLE. LAZY BUN.
SORRY I WAS ON DURGS IN THAT LAST TAG.
...YOU JUST CAN NEVER LET ME WIN CAN YOU?
I WIN MORE THAN CHARLIE SHEEN IN MY SLEEP. NICE TRY, THOUGH, HONEY.
TAKE IT UP TO YT BITCH.
IM SO FAMOUS IDE HAVE TO GO THURR.
LEIS AND SLANDER.
YOUR HEADLINE FAIL MAKES MY ICON FAIL LOOK GOOD.
I MEANT LEIS. STUPID. EVERHEARDOFTHEM? OHWAIT. YOU CANT TRAVEL. YOU HARDLY HAVE MONEY FOR IT. BITCH.
YEAH, ACTUALLY. I HEAR THEM FROM HAWAIIANS LIKE YOU ER'DAY.
THERE YOU GO AGAIN. FUCK YOU ELIJAH.
SORRY I SOLD MY PENIS TO A GISPANIC. NO SECKS FOR YOU.
LOLOLOL, I DONT WANT YOUR PEEN.
TOO BIG FOR YOU TIGHT KOREANS.
THAT'S IT. I CAN'T. YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID SECOND BITCH WIFE.
GUNNA FUCK ME UP?
BITCH YOU AINT WORTH MY TIME.
THATS WHAT ALL DEM SCARD BITCHES SAY.
THERE.
BOUT GD TIME.
SO UNGRATEFUL YOU ARE.
[Is this Meagan assuming wrong? Yep. Yes it is.]
BITCH SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
future wifeCamille got her homework done...and clean up after them all, they'd be pretty damn lost. Trust me.SORRY. RICE OR NO DICE.
BetternotbemyKatiayou'retalkingabout.IclaimedherrightafterTalindiedshe'stotallymine.]Sounds like you're totally marrying them all instead of raising them up. Don't you get to take a break every now and then?
THATS. RACIST.
BitchIwashherclothes,COMEATME.]I consider it both. But yeah, sometimes. I have my grandmother at home to look out for and they need a crutch more often than not.
YOU'RE SEXIST AND IM ONLY TELLING YOU WHAT I CAN MAKE MOTHERFUCKER.
BitchifIhadthesameluxuriesasyou,Iwould'vedonemorethanthat.]As long as you have that, I guess that's alright.
Do they try to help pull their own weight around when they could or you just prefer to do everything yourself? Trying to make it not sound bad but it'd sound terrible if they just willing let you work like an ox alone if they could help around.
[
Justwantyoutoknow,you'remakingmelatefrommakingthisakatia-freedayformeshemightleavemeearlytoday.]RICE? GEE HOW ASIAN OF YOU.
Idowaymorethanthatitwasanexample. Andyeahrightgobacktonappingyoulazybitch.]Yeah.
They're reluctant more often than not. Katia works a lot and there's not really a parent to help run things, so I do my best. Hopefully with her brother coming home it'll take some on me.
[
You'lltakeeveryexcuseyoucan,won'tyou?]COOK IT BETTER THAN YOU. THATS WHAT I KNOW.
ONLYDIDITSOKATIACANHOOKUPCUNTMOVINGONTHELITTLESISTER.ONLYSOLONGUNTILIMHERFRIENDALSOANDTAKEHERAWAYFROMYOU.]Oh... because I know a Katia at my job who kinda looks like she has family issues but I just got her a job and I don't want to pry too much from or outta her. I just hope it's kinda not the same one because that would really break my heart if she struggling that hard.
[Yeah, forget about your "you" problems, Eli.]
Does a Katia Rouse ring a bell to you or did I just reveal an identity... that wasn't necessary?
[
lolbitch,Idon'tneedexcuses.I'mbigpimpin'.]WELL DUH YOU'RE KOREAN.
ISAIDITONCE,I'LLSAYITAGAIN.COMEATMEHOE.]Katia Rouse? Yeah...that's her. Don't her I told you anything because that girl has the willpower to kick my ass.
[Well, shit.]
No worries. You were curious - and it is the same girl.
[
getthefuckawayfrommyfamiree.]... /RAEG QUIT AND FLIPS TABLE.
TOOLATE.SHUTUPCUNT.]... Seriously? Wait, why would she hurt you?
I'm just a co-worker of hers... would've came up and about eventually. Right?
OOPS, DID I STRIKE A NERVE OVER THERE, JAP?
FUCKJOO]She's like a caged lion...waiting for the right moment to attack and then BAM. Her temper's loose....
[And he'll clear his throat.]
Right...I mean, she hasn't been talkin' shit about you so--
What's your name?
AND YOU'RE CALLING ME RACIST? YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCCESSFFULY GRASP WHAT I AM. YOU STUPID HAITIAN. 1/??
2/??? BITCH.
3/??
4/4 I swear I don't know whats wrong with me. THIS WASNT INTENTIONAL.
UH HUH. RIGHT. I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART?
SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW YOUR HTML IS TERRIBLE. LAZY BUN.
SORRY I WAS ON DURGS IN THAT LAST TAG.
...YOU JUST CAN NEVER LET ME WIN CAN YOU?
I WIN MORE THAN CHARLIE SHEEN IN MY SLEEP. NICE TRY, THOUGH, HONEY.
TAKE IT UP TO YT BITCH.
IM SO FAMOUS IDE HAVE TO GO THURR.
LEIS AND SLANDER.
YOUR HEADLINE FAIL MAKES MY ICON FAIL LOOK GOOD.
I MEANT LEIS. STUPID. EVERHEARDOFTHEM? OHWAIT. YOU CANT TRAVEL. YOU HARDLY HAVE MONEY FOR IT. BITCH.
YEAH, ACTUALLY. I HEAR THEM FROM HAWAIIANS LIKE YOU ER'DAY.
THERE YOU GO AGAIN. FUCK YOU ELIJAH.
SORRY I SOLD MY PENIS TO A GISPANIC. NO SECKS FOR YOU.
LOLOLOL, I DONT WANT YOUR PEEN.
TOO BIG FOR YOU TIGHT KOREANS.
THAT'S IT. I CAN'T. YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID SECOND BITCH WIFE.
GUNNA FUCK ME UP?
BITCH YOU AINT WORTH MY TIME.
THATS WHAT ALL DEM SCARD BITCHES SAY.