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Maybe you're waiting for the right person.

*stern look*

Did I say I was talking about me?

Sorry.

Oh heavens, don't start catawalling.

I have enough of that already.

Look, I am sorry, kay?

And for the record I don't catawall...I'm over eighty-years old, catawalling's a little outta my league.

I would say that being that you have the body of an 8 year old nothing if out of your league.

Can you suggest a better way of learning a large amount of Old Magick texts in a very short period of time? Children's minds absorb information easier than adults, in case you didn't know.

Yes, turn yourself into a computer and upload them, or maybe take the knowledge from someone else. Or can't your kind pass on such knowledge.

You can't really upload the stuff I'm busy with. Suffice it to say, it was never really made public.

My kind, as you put it, usually learn all this stuff when they're very young. I never got that chance.

I'm Darcy, incidently. Daughter of Nyx.

Jamie Vegas.

Hollywood personality and Necromancer.

Nice to meet you.

I'm a Necromancer, of a sort, too...,well...I believe the right word is a shade, actually.

Kid, you can't sort of be a Necromancer. Believe me, I've lived with it a long time.

Well, I am...sort of... when you're a spirit of Death, you'd be surprised at the sort of things you can do.

That's nothing like being a Necro, trust me.

We'll just have to agree to disagree, I think.

So, a Necromancer? And you're completely human, huh? That's pretty rare. You must have some Keres in your blood, somewhere way-way back.

My mum was one, probably one of the most famous actually. She's a lot to live up to in the whole magical world.

What sort are you? White? Black? In-between?

There is no sort, it's what you choose to do and for who.

Well, what do you usually do?

I usually help out my friend's Elena and Paige, more so Paige. You could say they are mystical goodguys. Mostly I'm too busy with my tv show.

That's good, that you help them when you can. Everyone needs help sometimes.

And the fun it is talking to the departed.

I'll be honest, my brother's better when it comes to handling that sort of stuff...It's his job, after all... than me, but I guess I can understand what you're saying.

Still, sometimes the dead aren't very co-operative.

Sometimes some of them like to cause more problems than anything else. There are a lot of rules and a lot of dangerous rituals.

I know, my sisters made a whole lot of them. And they're very titchy about people bring the dead back to life, especially.

Really, I don't do bringing them back to life. After all who would want a Zombie?

They aren't always zombies, you know! If you've got permission, you can bring them back properly.

Only it's real hard to get permission, even if you are a god and you're family.

Kid, I really don't think we're talking about the same set of rules here. There ain't no bringing them back.

I would know, trust me.

*shrugs* Maybe you're right. Perhaps we're you're from things are different.

There are a whole lot of worlds, after all.

Why haven't you had one yet?

Why does everyone assume it's me?

You weren't very clear, were you?

I said discuss, I never said assume.

Most who post? Talking about themselves.

Actually not everyone does.

I didn't say everyone. I said most. And I'm merely alluding to the fact that perhaps you should have been more clear in your post, that's all.

Actually I don't think I should have been, I didn't say I wanted to discuss whether it was I or someone else. I just wanted to discuss the facts, which were what I posted.

Oh, well, if all the facts aren't presented--

Nevertheless. Discussion it is.

Twenty, a virgin and never had a girlfriend. Perhaps it doesn't matter if the... person? Offender? Whoever... is male or female. Either way, what does age have to do with loss of virginity?