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Really? Who are you gonna bash now?

Crow: Well whoever's got it coming. We just don't need...certain people...to be stealing our job. Mkay?

Servo: Getting reckless, trolling, starting a flame war, getting the mods involved...amateurs!

Your job is very respectable. I hope I never deserve it, but if you ever need anyone to help. I'm your gal.

Servo: Well we've already mocked your last thread. Feels better once it's over with, huh?

Crow: Well you'll probably want to complete the necessary training. We didn't spend years filling out our PhD at the Statler and Waldorf School of Heckling for nothing.

Sure, go right ahead. Unless you mind that there are others here that can be rather snarky too.

I take it I should be glad I missed...whatever drama that took place here.

Servo: You should be glad ANY time you miss ANY drama over here. I mean, we are...or would be if we ever missed the drama taking place.

Crow: We can handle a competitive market, as long as we're still coming out the premium name brand.

I've seen some of it. And it can be pretty headache inducing.

Fair enough.

You guys are the pros of snark. Pros.

Accept no substitutes, baby.

I'd never consider it!

Because it's okay when you do it.

*scoffs* Obviously!!

OMG, I HAVE THE BEST IDEA! How about no one bashes anyone? :D! Crazy! I know it!

*both bots glance at each other*

Servo: *scoffs* Jeez, what a nut! Why don'tcha go down to the rainbow circle with all the other hippies, man!? Woo!

Crow: ...Nah, I'm still goin with the "we make fun of people" thing. I mean yeah, YOU guys can all not bash each other. We don't want things to get ugly or anything.

Not a hippie. Just think there is a difference between poking fun and flat out being rude at times. Thats all I'm saying. I was built with this thing called a tact button. I check and make sure it works every so often so it never is busted without me knowing it. If you like, I know a good mechanic! He's real nice! Promise!

Servo: Hmmm...defensive, lippy, harsh reaction to kidding...uh, you might wanna get your button checked there, buddy.

Crow: Yeah we're just teasing you man. You need us to get you a latte or something? The massage chair's out back if you need it.

When its kidding its totally funny. :D And maybe this one was.

I'll take the latte to go. Four squirts of vanilla. DON'T SKIMP >:O

Crow: Okay, will this order be together or- oh wait, you're the only one here.

Servo: Yes folks, these are the things we do for public support and funding.

Don't care. My order is TOGETHER! Make it happen! *points*

Edited 2008-06-29 05:55 (UTC)

~~meta, totally~~

Well, naturally, one cannot condone bashing, but I don't think it's a bad thing for writers to have their faults pointed out to them.

If you ever find fault with me, which I figure will happen at some point, especially with the storyline my mun is doing right now, do tell me. I and my mun are glad to listen.

*both in unison* We condone it.

Servo: We only do that when it's exceptionally funny, infuriating, or appropriate, and we do it right.
Crow: Yeah we take our work VERY seriously.

I missed bashing? I'm almost sad. Stupid ~~work~~being stranded on an island.

Of course, there's that huge chasm between ~~it's canon for~~you guys and the rest of the world.

Servo: Yeah, before anyone gets all bent out of shape about anything said by us...two plastic puppets that sing, dance, do a wide assortment of weird things, and talk to movie screens...

Crow:....well, yeah. We're not all you other critics.

How dare you say bad things! Didn't you get the memo about throwing up rainbows?

Oh we're throwing up something over here. That's for sure!

But I have a new baseball bat...

Dammit, we miss all the good drama.