http://motherofdemons.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] motherofdemons.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-06-29 01:03 am

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"More than the Garden of Eden"...

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
*singing*

Then she’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleedin’.
But she’ll bring out the best and the worst you can be.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Me? Goodness, whatever did I do?

That's gonna be stuck in my head for ages now. And I mean that literally. I was humming La Marseillaise through the whole of the nineteenth century.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... technically speaking, I'm not, you know. [And he's not.]

I adore that song. 'It's a Small World', I mean. I shall have to thank the boys down below, as I'm quite certain it came from them.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
As you wish. Just like how Ken is male, yeah?

They say if you play it backwards, you get an unholy chant in a dead language coined by the Dread Cult of the Angel of the Bottomless Pit. But I'm pretty sure that's just a rumor.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I reckon somebody from our side is just looking for good press. I'm sure I'd know if that was actually true.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well enough. Nothing changes, you know how it is. And you?

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Tsk, tsk. Salvation is highly overrated, dear. You won't be able to get a decent drink for anything if you wind up on the other side. And you know perfectly well that it's deathly dull up there.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I know, but why even try? Not only is it - forgive me for saying so - a rather doomed attempt. What if you should succeed? Think of all the wonderful things you'll be denied.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, do go on. I'll try and dissuade you, perhaps. Try to show you the flaw in your reason. But make fun of you? Never. I am above that.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
*raises an eyebrow* Which would be what, exactly? Although, pardon me, I don't mean to pry, but I am curious. Frankly, I would hope you wouldn't opt for being saved. Things would be so boring without you around.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I see. Now, whatever are you going to do if your replacement dear little Eve shows up? I suppose polygamy is always an option, but I don't know if you'd be considered the first wife or the second...

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
So... you think that immediately he'll allow you to nudge over his other wife and no more'll be said about it? That certain someone'll have a good deal doing, I'll say that much.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
And you don't think he's going to give any thought to her, whether she's here or not?

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. Hope springs eternal and all that. Far be it from me to say otherwise.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[She slaps hard but, luckily, he's been through worse. He laughs and regains his composure, cracks his neck, and immediately begins to fix his hair.]

I see your arm hasn't gotten any weaker with age.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
No doubt you've had plenty of time to exercise it.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. The best, I'd imagine.

[identity profile] messiremephisto.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I've always said, really.

ooc

[identity profile] mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
This has been Mab's theme song in my head for so long...

Re: ooc

[identity profile] mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The version that struck me with her was the Celtic Men version. Two gorgeous men arguing in their description of the woman, one demonizing her, the other putting her on a pedestal, both of them wanting her. It was Mab through and through.

And Lilith, now that I think about it.