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[motherofdemons.livejournal.com]

[Has very large box of stress-balls.]

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[gene-k-siskel.livejournal.com]

Hello. Could I borrow one of those, please?

[motherofdemons.livejournal.com]

Well, they are supposed to keep me from sleeping with people, random strangers or not, who are every good looking, or killing people just because, but...

You have been having a rough day, I've seen. Here. [She tossed him one. Up close, one could see they were marked 'Industrial Strength.']

[gene-k-siskel.livejournal.com]

Thank you. You've just saved me a serious stroke or tumor, I'm sure.
..."Industrial strength?" How so?

[motherofdemons.livejournal.com]

Always happy to help critics. We consider them part of the family, after all.

'Industrial Strength.' Means that if I break one within twenty-four hours with only regular use, squeezing and so on, I get my money back. They're supposed to be unbreakable.

That's untrue, but they should last longer than others.

...If not, they're good projectiles!

[gene-k-siskel.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I've never been so backhandedly flattered to know that the people from down below value us so highly. I'll find plenty of need either for a long lasting stress relief or a projectile (which in a way can relieve stress if used right), so thanks again.

[motherofdemons.livejournal.com]

Only the good ones. The bad ones, we leave to the other guys. But the good ones? All ours. Didn't you read the fine print on the contract?

Not a problem at all.