http://unknownfae.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] unknownfae.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-06-29 11:26 am
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 Wonder if crosses work against lesbians?
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[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Try using a different appendage.

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear they're afraid of such things.

[identity profile] unknownfae.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure that this isn't just myth?

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It is truth...you must have faith.
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[personal profile] campjesus 2008-06-29 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If they're the Birkenstock-wearing, dreaded, flannel-clad type, try a super soaker filled with holy water. At the very least it'll make them take a shower.

(I'm kiddin'. I love the lesbians.)

[identity profile] unknownfae.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Good idea. *Adds it to the list*

(Me too. My lesbian friends are dragging me to the San Fran Gay Pride, though.)
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[personal profile] campjesus 2008-06-29 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Also a good way to scare off clingy drag queens. If they're dumb enough to not wear waterproof mascara.

[identity profile] unknownfae.livejournal.com 2008-06-29 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll consider that, too.
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