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[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

Babies crying in public are dinner.

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[sensui-seven.livejournal.com]

What manner of being are you?

This is a terrible thing to say.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

You would not think it so if the baby were crying next to you, while you were trying to enjoy your dinner. I had plenty of sauce and am not opposed to infant sashmi.

As to the manner of being, I am one who answers to no one. It's a job perk.

[sensui-seven.livejournal.com]

I would think that regardless of what action I was engaged in.

Disgusting. In any case we all answer to someone, possibly something. There is no action without consequence.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

I do enjoy so narrow a world view. Of course we do.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Anyone trying to eat mine is a dead man.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

Well, since I am quite certain it wasn't one of yours crying next to me, I will happily ignore your idle and pointless threat.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Wasn't a threat.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

Threat: an expression of intention to inflict evil, injury, or damage


So, yes, it was. And please, do not respond with the terribly cliche 'it's a promise.' That is so last century.

[isdisarming.livejournal.com]

You really shouldn't eat children, no protein.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh, that is quite good. You do have to eat a fair number of them for it to be filling. And it is like eating Chinese. You are hungry again an hour later.

[isdisarming.livejournal.com]

True, true, raiding a playground would probably have to do it. With Asian children you get hungry even faster.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Oh, you are delightful. What is your name?

[blovedpleasure.livejournal.com]

*Chuckles, smirks* Having a day, are we?

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

I am, my darling. That infant gave me heartburn.

[blovedpleasure.livejournal.com]

Should have taken smaller bites then, my dear.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

Yes, I should have. But with the mother beating on my back, it was difficult to pay attention to the size of my bites.

[modernfae.livejournal.com]

Enjoying riling people up?

Oh, and insert obligatory my child is off limits comment here.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. Why does anyone even question that anymore. It is my one joy in life.

And you strike me as the type who would not ignore their wailing child in the first place, so this is unlikely to be an issue.

[modernfae.livejournal.com]

Honestly? It was more of a hypothetical question. I admit a certain fey amusement in the general lack of realization. But certain aspects of my people's humor should only be expected to creep in.

She is never ignored while crying. And I admit a certain dissatisfaction when I see other parent ignoring their children.

[messiremephisto.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say dinner. Wouldn't make much of a meal. Starters, possibly. You can move on to the parents afterwards.

[ursoul4abuck.livejournal.com]

This is very true. As has already been mentioned, not very filling.

And how are you, Mephistophilis? Are you keeping busy?

[messiremephisto.livejournal.com]

Well enough. I would never dream of being anything but busy, sir. Idle hands and all, you know what they say.

[animus-nocendi.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't they be better as an hors d'oeuvre?

[sensui-seven.livejournal.com]

So says a man with daughters.

[animus-nocendi.livejournal.com]

What, you think I'm serious?