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[Dancing demon: not a common sight.]

*djinn takes a few pics with his phone*

Mmm. Blackmail.

[She doesn't even notice.]

Hiiiiiiii. Who are you blackmailing?

Oooh, no one yet. Just trying to be all Boy Scoutish and "Be Prepared".

How clever of you!

Want a drink? I've recently discovered that alcohol is wonderful.

Nah, the only use I've found for it is to burn it.

It's good for dancing, too. Like dancing juice.

I never really saw the appeal in eating, but intoxication is nice. [She's slurring.]

*djinn takes a few pics with his phone*

Mmm. Blackmail.

[She doesn't even notice.]

Hiiiiiiii. Who are you blackmailing?

Oooh, no one yet. Just trying to be all Boy Scoutish and "Be Prepared".

How clever of you!

Want a drink? I've recently discovered that alcohol is wonderful.

Nah, the only use I've found for it is to burn it.

It's good for dancing, too. Like dancing juice.

I never really saw the appeal in eating, but intoxication is nice. [She's slurring.]