Shit! I knew I was forgetting something. [Couldn't just lie to make her feel better, could you, Zach?] Is it easy, at least? Like "knock it out five minutes before class starts" easy?
[Her eyes narrow in what could probably be called a glare. Luckily, she actually likes him, so there'll be no threatening, but owing people? Not her favorite thing ever]
Or my friend Zach could let me copy it out of the goodness of his heart and not use it to blackmail me.
The thing with that is-- I just don't think that's the kind of universe we live in, Zizes. Fine, fine. No blackmail. Don't mistake this for goodness of heart though, it's purely self preservation.
[She's just going to triumphantly snatch the paper out of his hand before he's got time to change his mind. A headlock is nothing. If somebody she didn't like tried the blackmail approach, they could choose between a swirlie, or a patriotic wedgie. Personally, she was fond of the wedgie. Giving, not getting. Hannah Zizes has never been on the receiving end of that particular torment]
Please. It's not like I could actually do anything to you. Then your mom would call my mom and bitch her out, and then I'd never hear the end of it.
I'm actually a bit insulted that you think I would tell my mom. Remember that time you accidentally, well you say accidentally, elbowed me in the face? I told her some hoodlum at the gas station heard me singing and attacked me because he was jealous of my talent. And that's why there are cameras all along Eaton street now-- hey, careful, I'd appreciate my homework returned without a thousand wrinkles, thanks.
Shit! I knew I was forgetting something. [Couldn't just lie to make her feel better, could you, Zach?] Is it easy, at least? Like "knock it out five minutes before class starts" easy?
[Her eyes narrow in what could probably be called a glare. Luckily, she actually likes him, so there'll be no threatening, but owing people? Not her favorite thing ever]
Or my friend Zach could let me copy it out of the goodness of his heart and not use it to blackmail me.
The thing with that is-- I just don't think that's the kind of universe we live in, Zizes. Fine, fine. No blackmail. Don't mistake this for goodness of heart though, it's purely self preservation.
[She's just going to triumphantly snatch the paper out of his hand before he's got time to change his mind. A headlock is nothing. If somebody she didn't like tried the blackmail approach, they could choose between a swirlie, or a patriotic wedgie. Personally, she was fond of the wedgie. Giving, not getting. Hannah Zizes has never been on the receiving end of that particular torment]
Please. It's not like I could actually do anything to you. Then your mom would call my mom and bitch her out, and then I'd never hear the end of it.
I'm actually a bit insulted that you think I would tell my mom. Remember that time you accidentally, well you say accidentally, elbowed me in the face? I told her some hoodlum at the gas station heard me singing and attacked me because he was jealous of my talent. And that's why there are cameras all along Eaton street now-- hey, careful, I'd appreciate my homework returned without a thousand wrinkles, thanks.
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Or my friend Zach could let me copy it out of the goodness of his heart and not use it to blackmail me.
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Please. It's not like I could actually do anything to you. Then your mom would call my mom and bitch her out, and then I'd never hear the end of it.
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Mom here?
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Or my friend Zach could let me copy it out of the goodness of his heart and not use it to blackmail me.
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Please. It's not like I could actually do anything to you. Then your mom would call my mom and bitch her out, and then I'd never hear the end of it.
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Mom here?