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Got an audition for Legally Blonde. ~~Kill me now.~~

Congrats! Not exactly my cuppa, but at least you seem the type.

Blonde, that is.

Don't worry. It's not exactly my thing either.

But how can I turn it down? After all, if I get the job I get to sing gems like this eight times a week.

Aw, jeez! Dream job, am I right?

I'm Miss Hurricane, you can call me Kat. Please tell me you don't have one of them little puggle-things...

Oh totally! Look at that. Already getting into character.

It's nice to meet you, Kat. I'm Jordan. And no. No puggles. I like dogs, but not ones I can carry around with me.

*laughs* Righteous.

Likewise. A woman after my own heart at that!

Hey, no matter the movie, work is work. Way much better if you´re gonna be at the big screen!

Yeah, this is actually not for the movie. It's for the musical. I still don't know how it happened, but there is a Broadway version of Legally Blonde. It's...more than a little frightening.

Wow... yeah, kind of freakish too. Someone is going to play the dog or there´s gonna be a real chihuahua on stage?

Oh it's a real Chihuahua. There are two of them. I'm wondering how many times it's pee'd onstage, but I'm kind of afraid to ask.

Care to see the role I'd be taking on if I get it?

A star dog should be able to hold it at work, don´t you think?

Sure! I´d love to.

I'm not sure they're really "star" dogs. They're little, tiny, rat dogs.

It's not the biggest part or anything, but I get my own song which would be great.

Well, "rats" is "star" speelled backwards, that should count as something. At least in a tiny, rat dog´s book.

Hey, it´s an awesome song! Catchy and whippy! Amazing how she kept her breath and managed to sing at the same time.

{Laughs} Never thought of it like that, but you're right.

I guess it shouldn't matter what show I'm doing if I get my own song, but...really?

Yeah, that's what I'm most worried about. Being able to do all that and still sing. Guess I'll need to get my stamina up.

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