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[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Clearly, companions should come with manuals.

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[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

That'd take all the fun out of it.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

It'd make the whole bit where you get all confusing less...uh, confusing!



OOC: WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACE/TEN ICON?????

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

We've got to do summit to keep you on your toes. And you're more confusing than a TARDIS full of companions could be.

Because Ace is too cool for your icon???

[trion-exile.livejournal.com]

Ah-ah. Doctors should come with manuals.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

The manual of being the Doctor
by: the Doctor

Chapter One
Doctors are amazing.

Chapter Two
Doctors are incredibly good looking.

Chapter C Three
Always listen to the Doctor.

Chapter Four
Doctors are always brilliant.


And so on and so forth.

OOC

[kendel-atlarge.livejournal.com]

youjustkilledme XDDDD

[trion-exile.livejournal.com]

...

How are you, Doctor?

[kendel-atlarge.livejournal.com]

That they should, sugar!

Especially the female ones.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Sugar? Sugar! I like that!

Yeah, though all of them are pretty frustrating at times!

[kendel-atlarge.livejournal.com]

I'm glad! It offends some people, you know. But all's it means is you's sweet. How's that offensive?

So I take it you... swing both ways? That's such a 90s term, shit. Take companions of either sex, maybe? *wracks brain for something less clinical* Or hm... bisexual is the term they's coinin' now, ain't it?

[ninewho.livejournal.com]

They don't? What have I been using for the past three centuries?

S'pose that explains Mel.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You've had a manual!

Where did you get that?

Can I borrow your copy?

[ninewho.livejournal.com]

Gallifrey!

Though I did sort of think Romana was having one over on me when she gave it to me for Otherstide. You don't remember?

[rgoren-nypd.livejournal.com]

So why don't they?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You know, I've thought about sitting down and writing one, but I don't properly understand them anyway so it'd be a lot of stopping to research and I imagine I'd just get fed up and distracted or something would blow up. Happened the last time I tried to write my memoir, too.

[rgoren-nypd.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming they're women? Men don't generally understand them to begin with.

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Um...I think if you're going to hire a "companion", it's assumed you know what to do with them?

Also: ick.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You can hire them? Really?

Usually I just find people who want to be one. Cheaper that way, I think.

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. I mean -- I don't recommend it! What with it being illegal and horrible and just generally kind of creepy. Mega creep factor, there.

...

I- Yeah, I'm pretty sure that makes you a pimp. And not in a Jay-Z, "brush off your shoulders" kind of way. I never got that song -- do pimps have dandruff issues? How is your scalp to dandruff ratio?

[sarahs-attic.livejournal.com]

If there was a manual, it would have been written by someone with a vague knowledge of the language in question, would include parts not necessarily in the package, and probably the warranty would have expired long before we left you.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you all leave in the end.

D=

[sarahs-attic.livejournal.com]

Unless you leave us first. D:

[banished_dame]

Why'd you want to know all the rules up front? Sort of takes the fun outta it I thought?

Mean half the trouble we get into is you not remembering the rules.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Generally I know the rules I just sort of maybe slightly might just think about disregard them.

[femme-appeal.livejournal.com]

Definably! Assistants and partners are much more useful.