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Think I would have liked teaching.

Teaching what.

Anything.

Nutrition?

*...damnit :|*

I thought you were going to drop it.

Drop what.

The brain eating thing.

I didn't say anything.

'Nutrition'? Please.

What.

Teaching people to eat brains?

Teaching me what you do eat.

The same things most humans do.

Zebra?

...can't say I've ever eaten zebra.

I still have some in the freezer...

...no.

It's scrumptious.

I'll pass. *it'd probably be poisoned or something*

Eh, more for me.

...you can have the zebra's brains, if you want.

*DAMNIT HANK* I don't eat brains.

He laughs. Heartily.

*walks off :|*

*chuckles*

What?

The thought of you teaching.

Better me than you.

*face drops*

What do you mean by that?

What did you mean?

We're freaks remember? It's not so easy to teach.

... Doesn't mean I wouldn't like it.