http://kendel-atlarge.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] kendel-atlarge.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-07-01 09:01 pm

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Why's everything so sad at night?

[identity profile] kaydee-did.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
D'pends on who ya akx.

[identity profile] kaydee-did.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno where yer from, but t'ings are just gettin' started here.

[identity profile] kaydee-did.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, ya mean y've got that season affective disorda?

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[identity profile] rottenindenver.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I don't speak Fritalian.

[identity profile] rottenindenver.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Harry Lockhart, LAPI.

Or at least, Harry Lockhart, currently being paid by a PI in LA to pick up his dry cleaning and get bitched at for not using coasters. You?

[identity profile] rottenindenver.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Like the Hurricane?

Seriously, Princess?

[identity profile] rottenindenver.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Does the family appreciate that you go by the name of the biggest natural disaster in their hometown in recent fucking memory?

I'm not sure I'd be so hot for my niece going by Bird Flu.

[identity profile] kaydee-did.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
'Scuse me? Who akxed you?

[identity profile] rottenindenver.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

You know, when you move to a new country, you're supposed to learn how to speak their language. A speech pathologist could probably clear that shit right up, though.

[identity profile] kaydee-did.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
You got somet'in' agenst me, you betta say it, asshole.

[identity profile] rottenindenver.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, was there a threat there? Because I've got to warn you, chicks with pink hair don't seem to do real great around me.

[identity profile] kaydee-did.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
But ya don't d'scriminate against blue hair.

[identity profile] rottenindenver.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
This is not a question of d'scrimination. I can't believe you would even think that. This is based solely on past experiences of who dies first. Haven't you ever seen these movies? The pink-haired girl alwas dies first. Or at least early.

How dare you accuse me of d'scriminating? I might have to sue you for sl'nd'r.

[identity profile] kaydee-did.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I neva did shit t'you, so's I suggest ya take yer pansy ass outta my face. I don't care what the fuck you t'ink about my hair; it's not up t'you.

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[identity profile] andrewsmiller.livejournal.com 2008-07-02 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not!