Oh, honey, you make it sound like such a trial. *rolls her eyes a little and puts a hand out to him* Don't you remember the payoff? Has it really been long enough for you to forget?
*pulls on his hand, dragging him down beside her and swings a leg into his lap* I was just a pretty girl you fell for, sweetie. You just...we just fell hard.
*groans* Please. I don't care how long it is, I still don't like to think about what a pain in the ass that was. *glances at him* Makes this look like a walk in the park.
*smiles fondly* That's why we're still married when we hardly ever see each other and you are off knocking up tram-- other women. *clearly holds no grudge about either*
All of it was over in the blink of an eye, now that we look back it, hmm?
*chuckles* I'll drop in sometime in the next decade or so, let the poor boy adjust. You'll have to get me a picture, honey. *waggles a finger at him* Something that shows all his attributes.
*voice softens* Fucking pain in the ass. All of it.
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Took forever to make an honest woman of me, too, didn't it?
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Only because you were running around doing all the trials for mother.
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*groans* Please. I don't care how long it is, I still don't like to think about what a pain in the ass that was. *glances at him* Makes this look like a walk in the park.
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I don't know about that. I had to face my mother, you were the one who had to do all the trials and such.
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All of it was over in the blink of an eye, now that we look back it, hmm?
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Perhaps but I'm not to that point, am I?
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*voice softens* Fucking pain in the ass. All of it.
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*Arches brow then* What exactly?
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*wiggles her foot in his lap* That first hundred years or so. Like moving into a mansion so big you need a map to find the rooms.