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Could be a fun bother, if you let it.

Dolan: See, we always tell him that...

Phelan: But he never listens.

I try to not take things too seriously around here. Might get a bloody headache trying to do so.

Dolan: And those are never fun!

You get used to it.

So I'm told.

And are obviously unimpressed by the idea.

Dolan: Don't be bothered by him. He's always a grumpy Gus!

I'm not, believe me, he's barely even registered wrong side of the bed on my grumpiness scale.

Phelan: Give him a week.

That bad is he?

Not bad, per se. Just grating sometimes.

If goblins still don't bother me, I think I might be safe on this one.

Dolan: Oh, Goblins are nasty business! They stink like the dickens.
Braeden:...Anyway, it just seems useless, the whole Six words thing. Not enough room to convey what you want.

*nods* But they are my people, so I love them.

The lack of being able to convey everything inspires conversations, which is the point, is it not?

Finding it makes things interesting myself.

Braeden:....What?
Dolan: Even I didn't understand that!

Then I better slow down. I'm finding out that having to express myself in a mere six word makes life interesting by going against my nature.

That help?

Better.

I've never met a male three in one before. That's what you are, isn't it? You have this whole odd, fate-y smell about you.

Dolan: That's sexist!
Braeden: Why can't there be males in that business?
Phelan: Women-only tends to become boring.

*laugh* I'm only saying the truth. I never said that they had to be women, just that I'd never met a male one before. Actually, it's about time. Especially since you're much better looking than the last three-in-one I met.

Phelan: Yeah, we do look pretty good.

What more could a pixie ask for? Rather than Maiden, Mother, Crone we've got Brooding, Sensual, and Playful.

I'm not brooding.

Oh, honey, you're brooding so hard it's enough to send my heart aflutter. But it's a good look on you. Almost enough to make me wish I was oversized.

Phelan: Oh my, Brae, she's hitting on you!
Dolan: Someone's got a girlfriend!

Please, boys, fun as it is to tease, I've tried dating tall ones. And they never know what to do with a woman of my stature.

It's not that hard, really.

Never said that it was.

Just a bother?

Not enough to convey what you want.

That really depends on what you want.

*Dolan shields his eyes*

Cover your icon, woman! There's children in the audience!

It's time for all good children to be in bed.