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[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

How could you miss the ray-guns?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Where can I get one?

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure they'd trade given the right amount of persuasion.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

They?

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

The Hello Kitties; sort of a sentient race that greatly resemble stuffed animals. Who live on Vogon 8.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake looked at her like she'd lost her mind. You been huffing gas baby?

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

No, I'm really not.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Hello Kitty is real? Gives her a look of almost terror.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Kitties. Plural.

And yes, they're very much real... and currently the bane of my existence.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Kitties? Blanches. I got a gun.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Oh don't worry, they're a rather peaceful bunch, all things considered. Only their very prickly about certain things, and a friend of mine seems to have run a foul of a pair of them.

Though how he could've missed the ray-guns is any man's guess.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake got a befuddled look. I don't think I want to know anymore.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Probably for the best.

Though, if you want I could see what they have to say about trading the guns for something. You wouldn't happen to have anything shiny on you, would you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Think my job description includes the acquisition of shiny things.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

This is probably one of those don't ask, don't tell things, isn't it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Plastered all over the damned place on wanted posters. Not like it's a secret sweetheart.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, I really don't pay that much attention to the news and current events. Except perhaps when I'm travelling, in which case I try to keep abreast.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Let's just say I'm not exactly law-abiding.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

The wanted posters sort of gave that away, I'm afraid.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Yeah, probably did.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Anyway, I've a friend going with me when I go back. Between the two of us we should be able to handle things alright.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

What do these ray guns do?

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

In number of things, I'd imagine. For one thing they turned The Banker into a chibi.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

A what?

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

A chibi. A sort of living doll, thing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Fuck that.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Somehow your reaction doesn't surprise me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

After being turned into a woman, a kid, a cat...twice and my wife I think I'll pass on the doll.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Wow. Sounds like you've been a busy man.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Just made an enemy likes making me suffer.

[cynical-shadow.livejournal.com]

It's not that I missed them. I just didn't believe they were real.

Until...well, they WORKED!

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess they did look like giant yellow water pistols.

[cynical-shadow.livejournal.com]

Precisely!

Still, for ONE comment, this is too great of a punishment.

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Are you sure there isn't something you're forgetting to mention? Anything at all?

[cynical-shadow.livejournal.com]

Like what?

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. Just thought I'd ask.