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I'm not in the least astonished...

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I am.

By which part of it?

The fact that so many geniuses still can't master the simple process of "when I have finished eating, I will wash my dishes straight away so they don't inconvenience the other people using this kitchen" or how about the "I'm feeling moody, I shall spread my poetry all over the street because woe is me," or "I stuff dead animals as a hobby, I shall do it in the kitchen".

Do you want me to keep going?

Aren't you glad I'm not a poet-type? I'd have it scrolling on everyone's personal laptops.

Thank god I don't have a laptop.

Wait, what?

I don't have my own computer. I borrow Mike's if I need one.

Oh, good. [she twists a bit more wire around the bird's skeleton] I'd hate you to be uncomfortable.

Astonishment is] distinct from discomfort.

Don't worry, they're sanitized.

Then clearly we haven't tried hard enough.

I am.

By which part of it?

The fact that so many geniuses still can't master the simple process of "when I have finished eating, I will wash my dishes straight away so they don't inconvenience the other people using this kitchen" or how about the "I'm feeling moody, I shall spread my poetry all over the street because woe is me," or "I stuff dead animals as a hobby, I shall do it in the kitchen".

Do you want me to keep going?

Aren't you glad I'm not a poet-type? I'd have it scrolling on everyone's personal laptops.

Thank god I don't have a laptop.

Wait, what?

I don't have my own computer. I borrow Mike's if I need one.

Oh, good. [she twists a bit more wire around the bird's skeleton] I'd hate you to be uncomfortable.

Astonishment is] distinct from discomfort.

Don't worry, they're sanitized.

Then clearly we haven't tried hard enough.

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