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I just can't lose for winning.

You okay over there, Hank?

Yes.

I'm terribly okay.

...I don't like that choice of adverb. Terribly is a bit superlative for 'okay'.

What would you say are some of a man's most natural functions?

...Thinking?

Thinking.

I'm avoiding the bodily functions, because I don't know if you piss, and that's rude to point out.

I don't drink very much, so primarily something else comes out of there.

Watch it, if you don't hydrate, you'll end up with dry skin.

Especially with all the sunbathing I do at 490 billion feet.