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I can't just get a bagel?

No, sir. This is an erotic bakery, you see, and...erm, the closest thing we have to a bagel would be the dick-shaped scones.

...You wouldn't have anything that's more...vaginal in shape? Or at least not immediately sexual?

Vaginal goods are in the display case on the left. I also recommend the chocolate-dipped oatmeal asses.

[He snorts at the comment.] Oatmeal what?

Asses. Really, they're not bad.

[The snort turns into an actual giggle before he puts a few notes on the table.]

[And she exchanges them for chocolate-dipped oatmeal cookies shaped like...behinds.]

Anything to drink, sir?

Coffee, please. Unless that's also a euphemism here.

Muddy waters? Diarrhea? Mmm...cream and sugar?

....Black?

Yessir.

[And lo, there was black coffee. And it was good.]

You're a life-saver, lady. [He continues probing...until he catches onto the Hunter aspect. And visibly freezes.]

Hm, everything okay?

It's on the menu (http://reddragoncafe.livejournal.com/1148.html), isn't it?

But you do need to pay.

[He senses....something, but he can't really tell what it is. So he reaches for his wallet, big fake smile on.] Not a problem.

*nodding* Are you eating it here? Do you want anything else?

A drink, please. Coffee. Black.

*and he pours it right away. the cafe is dead right now.*

Here you go--and thank you.

Er... I'm sorry, sir, but what's a bagel?

No, sir. This is an erotic bakery, you see, and...erm, the closest thing we have to a bagel would be the dick-shaped scones.

...You wouldn't have anything that's more...vaginal in shape? Or at least not immediately sexual?

Vaginal goods are in the display case on the left. I also recommend the chocolate-dipped oatmeal asses.

[He snorts at the comment.] Oatmeal what?

Asses. Really, they're not bad.

[The snort turns into an actual giggle before he puts a few notes on the table.]

[And she exchanges them for chocolate-dipped oatmeal cookies shaped like...behinds.]

Anything to drink, sir?

Coffee, please. Unless that's also a euphemism here.

Muddy waters? Diarrhea? Mmm...cream and sugar?

....Black?

Yessir.

[And lo, there was black coffee. And it was good.]

You're a life-saver, lady. [He continues probing...until he catches onto the Hunter aspect. And visibly freezes.]

Hm, everything okay?

It's on the menu (http://reddragoncafe.livejournal.com/1148.html), isn't it?

But you do need to pay.

[He senses....something, but he can't really tell what it is. So he reaches for his wallet, big fake smile on.] Not a problem.

*nodding* Are you eating it here? Do you want anything else?

A drink, please. Coffee. Black.

*and he pours it right away. the cafe is dead right now.*

Here you go--and thank you.

Er... I'm sorry, sir, but what's a bagel?

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Morality 5, no derangements. And I squeed aloud in public, dammit.

J, by the way. Trying my hand at other expansions.

Kinda like I've got dear Phaedra? ;)

Pretty much. I think I lost my voice for Hunter. Which makes me sad.

No one's around anymore, which makes Fran's mun a sad panda.

I know. I sort of lost my plot notes for Bishop, so that doesn't help.

WTF IS HE?! strangle

He's a Lammasu from Demon: The Fallen.

Cheating to use OWoD against me.

Back in my day, OWoD was all the rage, missy.

Back in your day, women couldn't join the military. :P

Ah, the good old days. >:D

Bite me.

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SHINYMAN! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HELLO YOU ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME

STOP MAKINF ME WANT TO PULL BRIAN OUT

SHINYMAN JUST NEEDS A NEW BUDDY

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Morality 5, no derangements. And I squeed aloud in public, dammit.

J, by the way. Trying my hand at other expansions.

Kinda like I've got dear Phaedra? ;)

Pretty much. I think I lost my voice for Hunter. Which makes me sad.

No one's around anymore, which makes Fran's mun a sad panda.

I know. I sort of lost my plot notes for Bishop, so that doesn't help.

WTF IS HE?! strangle

He's a Lammasu from Demon: The Fallen.

Cheating to use OWoD against me.

Back in my day, OWoD was all the rage, missy.

Back in your day, women couldn't join the military. :P

Ah, the good old days. >:D

Bite me.

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SHINYMAN! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HELLO YOU ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME

STOP MAKINF ME WANT TO PULL BRIAN OUT

SHINYMAN JUST NEEDS A NEW BUDDY

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Morality 5, no derangements. And I squeed aloud in public, dammit.

J, by the way. Trying my hand at other expansions.

Kinda like I've got dear Phaedra? ;)

Pretty much. I think I lost my voice for Hunter. Which makes me sad.

No one's around anymore, which makes Fran's mun a sad panda.

I know. I sort of lost my plot notes for Bishop, so that doesn't help.

WTF IS HE?! *strangle*

He's a Lammasu from Demon: The Fallen.

Cheating to use OWoD against me.

Back in my day, OWoD was all the rage, missy.

Back in your day, women couldn't join the military. :P

Ah, the good old days. >:D

Bite me.

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SHINYMAN! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HELLO YOU ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME

STOP MAKINF ME WANT TO PULL BRIAN OUT

SHINYMAN JUST NEEDS A NEW BUDDY

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Morality 5, no derangements. And I squeed aloud in public, dammit.

J, by the way. Trying my hand at other expansions.

Kinda like I've got dear Phaedra? ;)

Pretty much. I think I lost my voice for Hunter. Which makes me sad.

No one's around anymore, which makes Fran's mun a sad panda.

I know. I sort of lost my plot notes for Bishop, so that doesn't help.

WTF IS HE?! *strangle*

He's a Lammasu from Demon: The Fallen.

Cheating to use OWoD against me.

Back in my day, OWoD was all the rage, missy.

Back in your day, women couldn't join the military. :P

Ah, the good old days. >:D

Bite me.

no subject

SHINYMAN! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HELLO YOU ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME

STOP MAKINF ME WANT TO PULL BRIAN OUT

SHINYMAN JUST NEEDS A NEW BUDDY

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WTF IS HE?! strangle

WTF IS HE?! strangle