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Because you eat all of it yourself?

Hmm... A normally valid assumption, but this time I'm not sure it is quite correct.

I could suggest some disfiguring jinxes for your storage cupboard if you feel the need.

That is a very generous offer, Severus. I alrady have several jinxes on that particular cupboard though. It must have been somebody clever enough to circumvent those.

Clever... well then. That shortens the list of possible suspects considerably.

Surely you didn't expect less from me?

Perhaps you might even have a suggestion?

My surprise is more of an assessment of the current crop of students than any reflection on your hexing abilities Lupin, inferior to mine though they may be. So it follows that I'm hard-pressed to think of anyone even remotely capable.

Apart from yourself then...

[Insert derisive snorting here.] I did not pilfer your candy cupboard, Lupin.

*chuckles* How would you know there is other candy in there as well, Severus? I only mentioned chocolate. Unless you looked, of course...

[Dryly] The last I knew, chocolate falls under that category as well, despite its medicinal properties. Try again.

*not deterred, still amused* Yet, even as chocolate in theory falls under the candy category, I would not generalise in the naming of its designated cupboard unless there actually was a general assortment of candies in it.

And since I rarely eat any other sweet than chocolate, at least in public, I wonder how you would know there actually is a general assortment of candies in said cupboard. *has to take a breath, keeps smiling though*

I know no such thing, nor do I care. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was your 'time of the month,' because clearly you're quite beyond deranged to read so much into something that was merely nothing more than an off-hand remark. [Hrmph. This is what he gets for offering assistance. He will not be making that mistake again.]

No, it's not that time of the month yet, Severus. You don't have to worry about that for another fourteen days at least, I should say.

I'm not accusing you of anything though, merely teasing a little. *smiles because even if teasing Severus can be very entertaining, he's not interested in antagonising the man.*