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Ooo, busted.

[He sighs.] Yeah, I guess so. Still you girls don't make it easy for me, with your... er, super hotness thing going on. You certainly more than most. Ah, no disrespect Ms Hardy.

Oh come on, it can't be that hard.

None taken, sometimes it helps make work easier.

Uh ah. Ms Marvel has that nigh-on all exposed legs thing going on. Now imagine that fifty times bigger. I never stood a chance.

[He smirks slightly.] Yeah, I bet it does. It's working now actually.

I don't get it. But that still shouldn't not stop you.

Ha ha. Only unless you'd like to say goodbye to your wallet is it ever working.

Don't ever let me catch you, then.

Just you should have been there for, I suppose. And I am getting better. Just... not right now. Hormones got the better of me.

I'd assume there'd be easier and richer pickings than myself. I'm an Agent of SHIELD, not a billionaire.

By that I assume you mean ant-sized in your appartment. You know what Tigra said she'd do if she caught me? She'd freaking eat me. Not that I haven't survived in stomachs before ant-sized.

But that's fine, I won't perv on you. Unless you want me to. Cause I get the impression you'd be interesting giantess sized...

You're right. There are easier, and richer pickings. But whose to say I'm in it for the money?

Sounds like an interesting story. You'll have to tell it to me sometime.

Interesting in a very pissed off way.

Yeah, you should try Tony Stark if you're after them rich pickings. But it's the rush then right? Of doing something bad? Well see that's the same as me shrinking with the hot women! I get that rush too! Kinda fun actually. Well until I get caught and... people shout at me.

Really? Wow, no one has ever wanted me to tell them about my shrunken misadventures before. But yeah, the previous stomachs I was in weren't very sexy. Hulk during his little tantrum in New Tork. And then Luke Cage for a stupid Thunderbolt Mission. Why they don't let me infiltrate the tummy of a super model for a mission I'll never know...

Yeah, I suppose you would. I'd die vaguely happy though. But I mean you are a very attractive woman. That viewed at the size of an inch tall is a particularly... darn it, I want to see it now, I'm so sorry!

No, of course not. It's not the rush. It's the fact you'll be pissed. Or inconvenienced.

Well, I doubt being in the stomach of a super model would be all that sexy either.

Don't sweat it. I'll just be sure to lock my door and keep some bugspray on me.

[ She already does that. Huh. ]

Oh, well I suppose I would be pretty ticked. Guess that's why you keep stealing from that Kingpin guy, huh?

I suppose not. Stomachs are probably all the same anyway. It's the general principle that you're inside a sexy super model instead of a hulking... er, Hulk.

[Eric chuckles slightly.] Oh Ms Hardy, as if locks ever stopped me before. Besides bugspray doesn't work on humans. I think. Incidently speaking of bugs... you and Spidey. How close are you exactly because if I were to ask you on a date sometime I'd like to think I wouldn't get a blast of webbing in my face.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[ Stealing? From Kingpin? In front of an Avenger? Wink wink. ]

Hmmmm. He's got himself all locked up with his own ball and chain. So i wouldn't see why not. No guarantees, though.

Yyyyyeah, sure you don't. [Fellow wink wink. He'll keep your secret, don't worry.]

Great, I just like to be sure where people are together and not get in the way of stuff. Because god knows my rep is tarnished already, heh. Ok, if I get the chance I'll try asking you out for dinner. And you mayyyybe consider me with the suit for... fun... stuff.

The suit stuff isn't happening, O'Grady.

Especially if it's still not yours.