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[And he's caught.]

I can't find the switch.

The switch for what?

[Tim points at the spotlight on the GCPD's roof. What the hell was it even for?]

The switch is on the back. Do you need it for something?

It has a bat on it.

Do you need him for something?

[He has to figure out who "he" is. Tim is determined.] I wouldn't be up here if I didn't. It's something only he can help with.

[This was the last time he was taking on a dare from Bernard.]

Why wasn't I informed of this?

I kinda lost Yzma. [Yes... that was a bad thing! Sort of.]

What does Yzma look like?

Like...uh. A purple dead lady? She's wearing a sparkly dress. [Completely serious face! Also close to sobbing.]

How long has she been missing?

...Could be three hours, could be three days?

If it's only been three hours, then there's nothing we can do, but if she's been gone for three days, then we can file a missing persons report and start looking for her.

I think it was three hours, but it FELT like three days! [Did that sound like he really missed Yzma? She could be listening!]

If it's only been three hours, then there's nothing we can do. If she's still missing after two days, then come and see us again.

Uh. No.

Good. Glad to hear it.

[Daredevil lets go of the thug to let him drop to the pavement, the man making a groan as he landed. He tosses the knife away that the crook had been trying to use on him] No problem.

Good. As long as you're sure.

Cops come to the East End now? Hell must be freezing over.

We got a call. We take that seriously.

Bullshit. It's been handled. [Probably by him, if the bruises and blood mean anything. He certainly looks like someone fresh out of a fight.]

So it would seem. Do you need medical assistance?