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*winks*

*blushes*

Well, hello. And who might you be?

Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. *bows* and who might you be?

Oh my. That's a lot of titles you've got there. I don't have nearly as many as you do.

I am Psyche, Goddess of the Soul.

Are you really? And why's that?

I've just got an itch tonight.

I'm assuming it's not average itchiness.

OOC: CUE UNNECESSARILY SEXY ICON.

Nothing I do is average, Doctor.

This is where I say "O RLY?"

I'd have to say "YA RLY."

Would you rather show or tell?

Is this experimentation or propositioning? Hmm?

It can be whatever you want.

I'm up for anything tonight, Doctor.

Anything, really? Brilliant, absolutely fantastic! =D

Quick, get on your snow shoes.

*smiles* I don't think I have any.

Got an extra pair on ya?

As a matter of fact, I do!

Well, alright then. Pass them on over!

Now, why am I putting these on again?

Oh my!

It's just one of those moods. I'm sure you know!

Guess I do, yeah. An' how's that coming along?

Smashingly, at the moment. *smiles*

A good flirt always makes the day go by faster!

Who with, exactly...?

Everyone and no one in particular.

And who might you be?

I might be Evan Laurier, Canadian Mafia. Or, I might be Evan Laurier, reformed criminal. I haven't decided yet. Which do you like the sound of: the dangerous man, or the sweet guy who's learnt the error of his wicked ways?

Now its your turn: Who might you be?

Well, that's a tough question. As a mortal I was always slightly more attracted to the bad boy. *smiles* But the sweet guy also carries a bit of my heart. They both hold their own appeal.

Why I'm Psyche, Goddess of the Soul.

I guess I should remain undecided for a little longer then.

Are you really a Goddess? I know a few women who I would call such, but they are just mere mortals in reality.

My mother once told me that "You may flirt with the bad boy, but you'll marry the good one."

So I guess it depends if you want to be the one that gets the joyful flirting or the one that gets the girl in the end.

Yes, I am actually a Goddess. Immortality and all. *smiles* Why would you call a mortal a Goddess? Just curious.

Well, I don't know if I'm looking to get tied down... in marriage, at least.

But, I may be mistaken, but didn't you say "As a mortal"? Beautiful women are goddesses on Earth.

*giggle* Then I guess you're stuck with bad boy for now.

You aren't mistaken. I was a mortal. I guess you could say I married up. *smiles*

Ahh. Gotcha.

Well, it's worked for me so far. My brother probably got all the goody-two-shoes genes anyway.

How you go about getting a promotion in the mortality department, then?

I say stick with it. Be the bad boy!

Well, to make a very long story short, my husband, Eros, asked Zeus to make me immortal so that we could marry. This was, of course, after a long arduous process filled with impossible tasks, vengeful Goddesses and lots of stupidity. You know, the usual.

*nods and smiles* I'm good at being a bad boy.

Yes, of course, the usual. What does your husband think about you firting, with mortals, no less?

My husband is currently away on business. But even if he weren't, I doubt it would matter much.

Our family has never let marriage stand in the way of a really good flirt. *smiles*

The family has never let marriage stand in the way of a 'very good'... anything.

Truer words have never been spoken. *laughs*