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[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

I seriously doubt that's true. 

Seriously? 

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[herwaytoserve.livejournal.com]

Nope, you do absolutely nothing for me.

I think we can consider this some sort of litmus test to make my six on the Kinsey Scale official, from what my straight friends tell me.

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

Come on? Nothing?

Hey, I respect that you like girls. Really. but I'm not even a little bit attractive?

[herwaytoserve.livejournal.com]

[Looks him over]

I can recognize the traits that society considers attractive for a guy, but... nope. Nothing.

Think I dated a girl with the same haircut once, though.

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would I lie? Not like I have to impress you.

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

Did I say you had to Jason? I'm just trying to give you some pointers.

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I got it and Bruce said to do it the other way.

So, unless you want a partner you'd actually let out of the cave...

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

Bruce isn't always right Jason.
Wait.

You want to be my partner? I'm kinda a solo act now kid.

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

No, I just want out of the cave. What's the point in training me if I never get to do anything?

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

You will kid. Bruce will know when your ready. Alright? Soon you'll be missing the days of late night TV.

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

Stop calling me kid, Dickie boy.

I'm ready now. If I can put up with that fucking school of rich brats he sends me to, I can do anything.

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

Your, like twelve dude.

If Bruce thinks your not ready to be facing two-face and the Joker. Your not. Alright?

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

I've handled worse on my own.

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

...Such as?

[herwaytoserve.livejournal.com]

Nope, you do absolutely nothing for me.

I think we can consider this some sort of litmus test to make my six on the Kinsey Scale official, from what my straight friends tell me.

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

Come on? Nothing?

Hey, I respect that you like girls. Really. but I'm not even a little bit attractive?

[herwaytoserve.livejournal.com]

[Looks him over]

I can recognize the traits that society considers attractive for a guy, but... nope. Nothing.

Think I dated a girl with the same haircut once, though.

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would I lie? Not like I have to impress you.

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

Did I say you had to Jason? I'm just trying to give you some pointers.

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I got it and Bruce said to do it the other way.

So, unless you want a partner you'd actually let out of the cave...

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

Bruce isn't always right Jason.
Wait.

You want to be my partner? I'm kinda a solo act now kid.

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

No, I just want out of the cave. What's the point in training me if I never get to do anything?

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

You will kid. Bruce will know when your ready. Alright? Soon you'll be missing the days of late night TV.

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

Stop calling me kid, Dickie boy.

I'm ready now. If I can put up with that fucking school of rich brats he sends me to, I can do anything.

[dickisnightwing.livejournal.com]

Your, like twelve dude.

If Bruce thinks your not ready to be facing two-face and the Joker. Your not. Alright?

[unavengedsin.livejournal.com]

I've handled worse on my own.