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[Yes, you did just see a man in a fist fight with an imp outside. In fact, it's still going down at this moment. The fight seems about even, but the man is cursing quite a lot in French.]

[Casey watched, still stunned before the severity of this problem sinks in. He quickly removes his apron and steps outside to try and break this fight that is happening outside his bakery. He attempts to step between the man and imp, his arms pressing both back. Casey can speak some little French, enough to know the filthy curse words that are being said.]

Oi! Stop. Stop fighting.

[That probably isn't the greatest idea, chief. The only reason the imp isn't bowling him over is that the man wears a protective amulet that majorly softens the blows.]

Non! This creature is the one that is the problem.

[Unfortunately, Casey has learned the hard way. He hisses, the imp attacking his hand. Now he's pissed, but Casey isn't equipped for fight an imp. He's almost have convinced he's imagining it in the first place.]

Yes, I see now. I'm going to sound very naive here, but. How the hell do you get rid of it?

[Yes, you did just see a man in a fist fight with an imp outside. In fact, it's still going down at this moment. The fight seems about even, but the man is cursing quite a lot in French.]

[Casey watched, still stunned before the severity of this problem sinks in. He quickly removes his apron and steps outside to try and break this fight that is happening outside his bakery. He attempts to step between the man and imp, his arms pressing both back. Casey can speak some little French, enough to know the filthy curse words that are being said.]

Oi! Stop. Stop fighting.

[That probably isn't the greatest idea, chief. The only reason the imp isn't bowling him over is that the man wears a protective amulet that majorly softens the blows.]

Non! This creature is the one that is the problem.

[Unfortunately, Casey has learned the hard way. He hisses, the imp attacking his hand. Now he's pissed, but Casey isn't equipped for fight an imp. He's almost have convinced he's imagining it in the first place.]

Yes, I see now. I'm going to sound very naive here, but. How the hell do you get rid of it?