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[leohorizon.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, no more Slenderman.

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[sainthoward.livejournal.com]

You know, in the original stories he was weak to water. Might pay off to stick near that if you're having a touch of paranoia about this.

[leohorizon.livejournal.com]

What? Water? Seriously?

He's like, the ultimate stalker or something! Nothing can stop his reign of freaky stalking terror.

Um, does it make him melt?

[sainthoward.livejournal.com]

No, it just repulses him. He moves back from it so it never touches him. In a Greenlandic folktale Oqitsoq defeated him by standing in the middle of a frozen lake and breaking it, forcing him to teleport far away to safety.

[leohorizon.livejournal.com]

Greenlandic? Wasn't he totally imagined on the internet? I can't even like, begin to pronounce that name.

Oh! So I could stand in my bathtub, right? P-probably?

[sainthoward.livejournal.com]

Er, no, and yes. Standing in your bathtub would work.

[sainthoward.livejournal.com]

You know, in the original stories he was weak to water. Might pay off to stick near that if you're having a touch of paranoia about this.

[leohorizon.livejournal.com]

What? Water? Seriously?

He's like, the ultimate stalker or something! Nothing can stop his reign of freaky stalking terror.

Um, does it make him melt?

[sainthoward.livejournal.com]

No, it just repulses him. He moves back from it so it never touches him. In a Greenlandic folktale Oqitsoq defeated him by standing in the middle of a frozen lake and breaking it, forcing him to teleport far away to safety.

[leohorizon.livejournal.com]

Greenlandic? Wasn't he totally imagined on the internet? I can't even like, begin to pronounce that name.

Oh! So I could stand in my bathtub, right? P-probably?

[sainthoward.livejournal.com]

Er, no, and yes. Standing in your bathtub would work.