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Are they reasonably priced?

...uh. I didn't know what to ask for them yet, fish...pony...unicorn that talks lady! [Big smile. Ooh, a real customer!]

A sample is clearly needed to determine their price. I am more than willing to volunteer.

Sure! [Kronk happily gave her a whole puff. He... wasn't that smart. Also worried if people where going to like them!]

...is it delicious?

*devours the puff in one bite*

A-absolutely delectable! Perfect balance between flaky and crunchy. Savory filling, neither over nor under seasoned. These will be a hit in ponyville!

REALLY? [Kronk's day was made!] Did you like the part where I put extra cheese in the puffs?

What's...uh. What's Ponyville? Is that where ponies live? [Also giving her a second free puff.]

Most certainly! A perfect complement to the spinach. I recommend you keep your recipe a closely guarded secret.

*She nods sagely as she carefully tucks the second puff into a satchel for later*

Ponyville is indeed where ponies live, although I came from Canterlot.

Oh yeah, I keep that recipe safely inside my head! It's like a... carefully locked door in there. Nothing gets in, nothing gets out!

[Kronk returned her nods. This ponyfish thing knew what she was talking about!] I'm from Peru, but we call it Emperor Kuzco Is The Best Looking And Hippest Emperor's Groovylicious Empire.

It's kinda complicated.

What is that stuff?

That's a spinach puff! You can try one if you want, they're delicious.

[Kronk wasn't that good at selling his puffs.]

*Clearly, he wasn't.* Sure, why not?

You're getting two! Because...uh. The other ~~pony~~ girl got two as well. [It was only fair!]

She did, huh? That's nice of you.

Hah, just sharing the spinach puff love. And you guys looked hungry!

*She was a bit hungry at the moment as she ate the second spinach puff*

Good, right? [Aww, that made Kronk smile. Nothing made him happier than people enjoying his puffs!]