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...But fighting is bad. [When Kronk did it!]

People're gonna beat me up anyway. It's better to know how to fight back, right?

Why are they gonna beat you up? [Kronk just blinked at him. That was sad!]

Because they think I'm lame or something. I dunno. School sucks.

...Because you walk funny? [Kronk wasn't that smart! He was trying to help though.]

No, not that kind of lame. Like, stupid and girly and pathetic.

Oh, right! [Big smile!] I'm stupid too! And I have lots of girly hobbies, like...uh.

I like to bake and decorate and I have chipmunk friends and I did interpretive dancing when I was younger! Hah, that was fun. Dancing.

You don't seem stupid. Like, you talk in sentences and stuff.

But you don't look girly, right? No-one would mess with you for doing what you wanna do.

I dunno, Yzma's always calling me stupid. [But it was true, most people/things called Kronk REALLY wouldn't speak in sentences. Why so ungrateful, Yzma?]

Hah, that's true! Maybe you need to become emperor? Our emperor's kinda... he also looks like a little girl. But no one beats him up and stuff!

That sucks. Who's Yzma?

Emperor of where? That's kind of a good idea. If I was important and powerful and stuff people would be too scared to pick on me.

Yzma's my boss and stuff. She's purple. [Stuff stuff. Yeaaah.]

Uh... Kuzco...topia I think. I dunno. But he's even smaller than you! He's a really tiny guy.