[he cocked his head to the right.] Different strokes for different folks, sweetheart. [the smirk was growing.] What's your personal taste? [please stop sounding like a creep, danny.]
[That's probably not possible, all things considered.] Oh, I dunno...something that doesn't look like it might eat me? I like my cute things harmless. It's not ironic so much as just sad to get offed by something cute and cuddly.
Come on! [he looked at the animal and scrunched up his nose.] It's got--decent qualities. [he scratched the back of his head.] That would be a shame to be offed by Bambi or Thumper. [he knew a few cute and cuddly cartoon animals. he made a clicking sound with his tongue.] It's face looks a little bit like--well--it's ass. [don't smile at that.]
[No one calls the law and the people who enforce it adorable >( no one. Police work is super serious business, you know? Its all work and no fun... except for the last Friday of every month, then everyone gets to wear a wacky tie. Which is why his currently has Taz on it.]
[he's smiling. always smiling. not afraid of a copper. he laughs in the face of coppers and then moves to another country.] Mate? When did we become friends? Was it before or after you got so agitated?
Well, aren't you clever. Look, I'm not agitated! [He was. He really was. And it was obvious by his body language.] I just want you to move along and stop being such a nuisance. Understand? Great. Clear off.
[danny had been around enough cops in his day to know when they were just doing their job and when they honest to goodness thought you were a goddamn menace.] Nuisance? I'm being a nuisance? I thought I was being fairly normal. What's such a nuisance about me? Have my rolled up sleeves offended you in some way?
[he cocked his head to the right.] Different strokes for different folks, sweetheart. [the smirk was growing.] What's your personal taste? [please stop sounding like a creep, danny.]
[That's probably not possible, all things considered.] Oh, I dunno...something that doesn't look like it might eat me? I like my cute things harmless. It's not ironic so much as just sad to get offed by something cute and cuddly.
Come on! [he looked at the animal and scrunched up his nose.] It's got--decent qualities. [he scratched the back of his head.] That would be a shame to be offed by Bambi or Thumper. [he knew a few cute and cuddly cartoon animals. he made a clicking sound with his tongue.] It's face looks a little bit like--well--it's ass. [don't smile at that.]
[No one calls the law and the people who enforce it adorable >( no one. Police work is super serious business, you know? Its all work and no fun... except for the last Friday of every month, then everyone gets to wear a wacky tie. Which is why his currently has Taz on it.]
[he's smiling. always smiling. not afraid of a copper. he laughs in the face of coppers and then moves to another country.] Mate? When did we become friends? Was it before or after you got so agitated?
Well, aren't you clever. Look, I'm not agitated! [He was. He really was. And it was obvious by his body language.] I just want you to move along and stop being such a nuisance. Understand? Great. Clear off.
[danny had been around enough cops in his day to know when they were just doing their job and when they honest to goodness thought you were a goddamn menace.] Nuisance? I'm being a nuisance? I thought I was being fairly normal. What's such a nuisance about me? Have my rolled up sleeves offended you in some way?
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I must now go find my bed. Mainly to sleep.
Good luck on your quest! XD
It was wonderfully successful.
Hurrah!
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Danny muse is so surprised she hasn't kicked him in the jewels yet.
Sympathy ploys: Super effective!
When all else fails talk about not having parents hah.
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....No I totally didn't leave this tab open for ages and forget to hit post. Nope. Not at all.
No problemo. I went to help paint my kitchen and such.
Oooh painting
Horrible. Horrible time.
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[No one calls the law and the people who enforce it adorable >( no one. Police work is super serious business, you know? Its all work and no fun... except for the last Friday of every month, then everyone gets to wear a wacky tie. Which is why his currently has Taz on it.]
Life on Mars!
Fellow LoMs fan! *tips hat*
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I must now go find my bed. Mainly to sleep.
Good luck on your quest! XD
It was wonderfully successful.
Hurrah!
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Danny muse is so surprised she hasn't kicked him in the jewels yet.
Sympathy ploys: Super effective!
When all else fails talk about not having parents hah.
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....No I totally didn't leave this tab open for ages and forget to hit post. Nope. Not at all.
No problemo. I went to help paint my kitchen and such.
Oooh painting
Horrible. Horrible time.
Boooo D:
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[No one calls the law and the people who enforce it adorable >( no one. Police work is super serious business, you know? Its all work and no fun... except for the last Friday of every month, then everyone gets to wear a wacky tie. Which is why his currently has Taz on it.]
Life on Mars!
Fellow LoMs fan! *tips hat*
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