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...Woah. Your chair has wheels!

Does that mean you don't need a llama to pull it?

[This guy's for real, isn't he? Huh.]

I can get places pretty well on my own. No llama needed.

[Kronk was a very nice guy, he'd never make fun of anyone! But he was also a whole new level of stupid.]

That's great! How do you get it to move?

With my hands?

[The Guv's not usually the most patient guy, but apparently he's making an exception. He wheels himself around in a tight circle to demonstrate.]

You're going all fast! It's like a rollercoaster!

Do I get to go next? [It looked like tons of fun. Kronk never actually met anyone in a wheelchair before!]

Sorry, I sort of need it to get around. Not really for guest passengers.

Oh...right! Sometimes I'm kinda sad that I got too big to sit on people's laps. [Wibbling just a bit.]

Yeah, don't want to risk breaking the chair, big guy. I only got the one.

[The Guv doesn't do crying. If this guy starts crying, the Guv's gonna have to leave.]

[Kronk cried... quite a bit, but he was okay right now. He was most curious and a whole lot confused at the moment!]

...What do you need it for?

Necro broke my back. Survived, but m'legs don't work, so I need the chair to get around.

Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. [Blinking tears away!]

I hope if I ever break my back, I'll get a great chair with wheels like that! I dunno if Yzma'd still keep me around, though... I dunno about that. [Uh oh, that got Kronk all worried.]

Sometimes people surprise you.

'Course, Riddick came back for the hounds, not me, but I still hitched a ride.

[At this point, the Guv is very close to weirding himself out with how nice he is being.]

I dunno about Yzma! I think she only hired me to stand next to her and...uhh. If I can't stand I can't stand! [Oh well, it was unlikely anything was going to attack Kronk anytime soon, even with how incredibly dumb he always was.]

Good luck, then.

Thanks! Uh... want a cookie?