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( sings ) Who's that girl? It's Jess!

..... Singing to yourself again, Jess?

Um, only always. You know what, I could use your help in the chorus. It goes like this: Hey, girl~

( she will keep going. )

Jess... You know I'm just a pretty face, I couldn't hold a tune if I tried.

[She really doesn't want to enable this any further...]

Okay, backup dancer then. How's your cabbage patch these days?

Okay, I can handle that. My cabbage patch is still as good as ever.

Good. There's nothing worse than a sloppy cabbage patch.

[Here's to hoping that Cece's cabbage patch was any good in the first place...]

Right.... So... why am I doing this again?

I watched Fame again. And then Hairspray was on TV.

..... Singing to yourself again, Jess?

Um, only always. You know what, I could use your help in the chorus. It goes like this: Hey, girl~

( she will keep going. )

Jess... You know I'm just a pretty face, I couldn't hold a tune if I tried.

[She really doesn't want to enable this any further...]

Okay, backup dancer then. How's your cabbage patch these days?

Okay, I can handle that. My cabbage patch is still as good as ever.

Good. There's nothing worse than a sloppy cabbage patch.

[Here's to hoping that Cece's cabbage patch was any good in the first place...]

Right.... So... why am I doing this again?

I watched Fame again. And then Hairspray was on TV.