http://6collegecredits.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 6collegecredits.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2011-11-22 08:18 pm
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Anyone know how to cook turkey?
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[identity profile] lock-ki.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's what servants are for.

[identity profile] 6collegecredits.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Servants? Yeah. fresh out of those.

[identity profile] lock-ki.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'd loan you some, but they'd probably poison the food.

[identity profile] 6collegecredits.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
And why exactly would they do that?

[identity profile] lock-ki.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
They'd assume I was the one eating it.

[identity profile] 6collegecredits.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
They're trying to poison you?

[identity profile] lock-ki.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It hasn't happened yet, but I generally eat Thor's food or at the feasts. I suppose I could steal a turkey if you like, but I'd rather not face Volstagg on an empty stomach.

[identity profile] icebloodedgirl.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you count roasting a freshly gutted bird over a campfire.

[identity profile] lock-ki.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's what servants are for.

[identity profile] 6collegecredits.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Servants? Yeah. fresh out of those.

[identity profile] lock-ki.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'd loan you some, but they'd probably poison the food.

[identity profile] 6collegecredits.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
And why exactly would they do that?

[identity profile] lock-ki.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
They'd assume I was the one eating it.

[identity profile] 6collegecredits.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
They're trying to poison you?

[identity profile] lock-ki.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It hasn't happened yet, but I generally eat Thor's food or at the feasts. I suppose I could steal a turkey if you like, but I'd rather not face Volstagg on an empty stomach.

[identity profile] icebloodedgirl.livejournal.com 2011-11-24 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you count roasting a freshly gutted bird over a campfire.
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