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*giggles* would you like me to set you on fire?

Might help. I'm that cold. *chuckles*

*pulls out her wand and points it at his feet*

Incendio!!

*sees his favorite boots starting to smolder*

Okay..KIDDING.

*cackles* Still cold!? Next time I'll aim higher!

Yes, I'm still cold, but maybe you can use that thing and just give me a blanket or something.

*smiles* Why? this way is much more fun *points her wand at his croach*

Incendio!!

Okay. No.

Just..nevermind.

Who are you?

Bellatrix Black *giggles*

You look eerily like someone I know..

Pleasure to meet you Bellatrix Black *smiles*

You probably have seen me before ~~in your nightmares~~

Pleasures all yours *wicked grin*

*raises an eye and realizes who the woman reminds him of*

Apparently..*grins*

Okay...so I'm totally not going to stalk and scare you because I do that sometimes. I think I terrified Harry Potter.

But...offering.

Offering?...to hold me? *laughs*

Sure. I'm an excellent holder. I have it on authority from my best friend.

Well come here then..*chuckles and gives Lucy a nice, warm hug*

Your friend is right..thank you *smiles*

*holds on perhaps just a bit too long*

HA! You are so totally welcome. I'll tell Jill you said so.

Y'know when I'm patting myself on the back for not spazzing out. I tend to do that. The spazzing...the back patting too but yeah.

I'm Lucy Locke by the way. Nice to meet you and hug you.

Pleasure to meet you and hug you too *smiles handsomely*

You spazz? Wow, interesting. I thought I was the only one..

Oh please. I spazz like on a daily basis.

And there are various kinds of spazzing with me. Like when I talked to Harry Potter (I have a thing for him, don't ask I can't explain) I squealed, spazzed about the hotness that was him and then proceeded to tell him that I could so make him forget Ginny.

I'm better behaved today. I only spazzed and told my history teacher that she needed a new wardrobe that wasn't from the 1800's. History when worn doesn't work out well for anyone. Seriously. This was after I was late because I cut some people off driving AND I opened the car door and just fell. Skinned both my knees.

Total spaz. You can be more than assured you are not alone.

*is highly amused by Lucy's ramble*

*chuckles*

But see, if I openly admit I spaz, then I sort of loose 10 points on how cool I am to some people. So since I just admitted it to you..can you keep that between us?

I'm great at secrets...in theory. I mean other people's secrets I'm really good at because I figure just because I tell the world my secrets doesn't mean everyone wants their stuff just tossed out there. My own secrets...well I don't have any because you know that barrier that's between your brain and your mouth? I don't have one. I'd make a horrid celebrity.

And for the record, you just gained cool points for admitting you spaz. Because seriously how much do the people that can always keep it together suck? Lots. Plus, in my experince they're only fun if you get them smashed beyond the telling of it then you have to deal with the throwing up and the passing at in inopportune places. So not fun. I'll take a spazz over suave, cool, together any day.

Also, a spazz is less likely to be embarassed when I fall on my face. I'm a klutz. It happens. A lot. I've considered dating a medical studen or a doctor merely so when I fall down and hit my head, I'll have a hotline to like 'ten ways to tell you're concussed'. From personal experince, 911 gets seriously irate when you call to ask them what the signs of a concussion are. But isn't that what they're for? I mean seriously! If I were concussed and didn't know it I could fall asleep, slip into a coma and by the time Jill got home I'd be a vegetable and it would be 911's fault.

*pulls at his bottom lip while listening*

So true. *chuckles*

And people that don't spaz are just completely insecure with themselves. I love imperfect people. They are far more interesting to me then looking at someone that has everything in their lives, in order. Perfect teeth, perfect hair, perfect body..bah no thanks.

You just keep gaining cool points with me here. *grin*

Perfect people are boring! And imperfections in anything are interesting. I used to gimp up my barbies. One was one armed. Another had this huge mole I drew on her cheek. I blacked out another's teeth and my absolute favorite was legless. My Mom made ballgowns for her and Ken carried her everywhere. Her name was something ridiculous like Destiny or something. Sometimes I think I should not be allowed to name a child ever based on the names I have my barbies and my dolls.

*wrinkles her nose*

I think I got off topic there....

*gives her a warm smile*

My daughter has a Barbie named Greta. She has one eye. *laughs*

That's crazy..You are the first person I've met on here that feels the same as I do. It's ridiculous the standards that have come out on looking perfect these days.

I like your daughter already. How old is she?

I'd be a total hypocrit if I didn't feel that way. We discussed the klutzyness and the inability to control my mouth already. Not to mention a thousand other imperfections. And honestly I don't even think they're imperfections they're things that me, me. It's society that decides they're imperfections. I think being on time is over rated. Society doesn't. I think driving like everyone else drives, over rated. Not so much with the people that have total road rage and shake their fist at me.

I think perfect or beautiful is an opinion. Not a fact. And just because the majority of people share an opinion, it doesn't mean it's the right one. It's just an opinion and everyone knows what they say about opinions.

Wow..score 50 points for you. *smiles*

Beauty to me is going against the grain. Doing something completely opposite of what society wants you to do. I see a super model with long legs and a size 0 waist and it freaks me right out, but if in that same minute, I see a person that looks like they have a story to tell in their eyes, I'm completely attracted to them.

Lily is now 8 *grins proudly*

Woot! I'm up 50 points. *laugh* I don't know what the points are for but being up on them is always a good thing.

...unless it's like black marks against your name. Then I think I'd rather be in the negative. Ah well I'm going to trust it's positive.

Now see, I don't know that I go against the grain. I can be as much a fashion whore as anyone but considering I'm 5'1...I'm not going to be the next super model either so maybe I do a bit of both. I have to admit I like a pretty boy. it's a weakness. Sue me. But if they don't have more than pretty going on it's not worth my time. I'd rather have average boy that's interesting.

Aww. That's a good age. Especially for girls I think. They still believe in fairy tales, Daddy is the only knight they can ever imagine having and they're not that concerned with what they look like yet.

Oh no. No, no. *shakes head* It's definitely in the positive. *smiles*

I don't think there's anything wrong with having a sense of fashion. It's a bit bizarre to go to a store and see someone buying up half the store just because they want the 'brand name.' What's worse is going back to that store and seeing the same person buying up the other half a few months later.

She is amazing. Delicate..*searches for the right word* soft, ya'know princess-y. My son is completely the opposite though. *chuckles*

Positive is good.

I tend to buy name brands but only if it's cute. I mean if Prada makes something God awful, and they have, I'm so not buying it just because it says Prada. I had this discussion with a friend of mine. I think it involved a Gucci potato sack...or something like that *laugh*

Aww, I can tell you're crazy about her. How old is your son? I don't keep up with the celebrity stuff much.

Well yeah, I buy Dolce and Gabbana suits and whatever else the designers want to give me. *laughs* As you can see, I couldn't give a shit about fashion. *chuckles*

Jack's 5 now.

I don't keep up with the Hollywood stuff either. It's not my thing.

Well, there's nothing wrong with a well dressed guy. I happen to really like taking guys shopping and dressing them. However, if a guy takes longer to get ready in the morning than I do or if he knows more about fashion, it's kind of a turn off. I mean I'm thinking oooo! Bff not boyfriend. Not that I'm thinking bff or boyfriend with you...just my general thought process. See! no wall between my mouth and my brain!

I bet he's adorable. Does he fight with his sister or do they get along? I always thought if I had a sibling, I'd probably fight horribly with them.

It's good. It keeps you normal...you know with the rest of us poor slobs *grin* At least you seem normal to me.

I don't really have to do that. I just hop in the shower, do my thing, get out, towel dry the mop, splash on some smelly stuff, and voila! done.

Him and Lily get along beautifully. She rallies him to play Barbies when I'm on location, which is *chuckles* traumatic for her. He tends to dress Ken up as a woman.

It does to a certain extent, but I really am normal compared to alot of others, I suppose. *grins*

Thank God. Like I said, no girly girl I know (and I count myself as extreme in the girly girl department) wants a guy who takes longer in the shower than she does or dresses better than she does.

*laugh* Oh you're kids are too cute. Poor Lily! And poor Barbie! I don't know from personal experince but it's gotta be tramatic when you walk in on your guy dressed in your clothes.

Normal is sort of an opinion too though if you think about it. I mean to a degree you can quantify normal versus abnormal. But when it comes down to the details, normal is relative. But you seem really happy with who you are, and that's a really good thing.

It's even better if the people around you and that you care about are happy with who you are.

You sound like you need exercise!

Yeah, you're probably right *smiles*

What's your preference? Indoor or outdoor?

Oh, well.. *thinks* I suppose I really don't have a preference.

I think I just need to go back to work. *chuckles*

Right. *smiles* Hope that helps then.

It should. Thank you.