You don't? I give awesome motivational speeches, man. I am two for two with the teens, zero sass-back. And not just because I terrified one of them into silence and the other one had forgotten how to speak English.
You know: cool. Someone the kids feel like they can connect with, and talk to, even if their language skills have devolved into primitive grunts and growls.
[Oh you're getting a skeptical look. Not because she thinks you'd be bad at it...but because well...why are you randomly announcing this...?] Did you knock up Angelina when she was here? Please tell me no...
You don't? I give awesome motivational speeches, man. I am two for two with the teens, zero sass-back. And not just because I terrified one of them into silence and the other one had forgotten how to speak English.
You know: cool. Someone the kids feel like they can connect with, and talk to, even if their language skills have devolved into primitive grunts and growls.
[Oh you're getting a skeptical look. Not because she thinks you'd be bad at it...but because well...why are you randomly announcing this...?] Did you knock up Angelina when she was here? Please tell me no...
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The cool dad, huh?
I think I would be...protective. Hopefully not to the point of smothering but who knows who I'll be in the future...
YES. Lost little girl wolves. The best.
Wow. That's very honest of you. I don't think most people would admit that about themselves.
AND HOW FESTIVE HE IS AT CHRISTMAS. He was always my favorite but last night...
He best be having Holly & her mom over for xmas dinner.
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Who else would he wear his Santa suit for?
...*melts* I forgot about the Santa suit. Oh my gosh. I can't get over the cute.
I want to know if he volunteers somewhere as Santa. But they will never tell us.
Well, he volunteers in our head canon! (Or at the very least, in mine...)
I'm just afraid he might dress up & then sit alone in his living room. :(
Nooo. No! At the very least, Nick will annoy the crap out of him. You KNOW he will. <3
Maybe Nick can be forced into an elf costume.
...you have no idea how bad I want this to happen.
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I just snorted. And almost spat at my computer in an unattractive manner.
Bells on the ends.
Paired with green tights.
And just a touch of lipgloss
JUST a touch. We wouldn't want to go overboard.
Our Nick is now flawlessly dressed for the season.
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You. You need a leash.
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Here, blutbad, have a pixie. :)
Hello pixie!
:D
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The cool dad, huh?
I think I would be...protective. Hopefully not to the point of smothering but who knows who I'll be in the future...
YES. Lost little girl wolves. The best.
Wow. That's very honest of you. I don't think most people would admit that about themselves.
AND HOW FESTIVE HE IS AT CHRISTMAS. He was always my favorite but last night...
He best be having Holly & her mom over for xmas dinner.
YES. Yes yes yes...
Who else would he wear his Santa suit for?
...*melts* I forgot about the Santa suit. Oh my gosh. I can't get over the cute.
I want to know if he volunteers somewhere as Santa. But they will never tell us.
Well, he volunteers in our head canon! (Or at the very least, in mine...)
I'm just afraid he might dress up & then sit alone in his living room. :(
Nooo. No! At the very least, Nick will annoy the crap out of him. You KNOW he will. <3
Maybe Nick can be forced into an elf costume.
...you have no idea how bad I want this to happen.
Curly. Toed. Shoes.
I just snorted. And almost spat at my computer in an unattractive manner.
Bells on the ends.
Paired with green tights.
And just a touch of lipgloss
JUST a touch. We wouldn't want to go overboard.
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You. You need a leash.
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Here, blutbad, have a pixie. :)
Hello pixie!
:D
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