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[This face? Yes. It was Fritz' punishment for being mean!]

*sighs, feeling guilty and hands him a plate of these: http://www.treasuredbirthdays.com/catalog/userfiles/DI_Woodland-Animal-DOD-cupcakes.jpg*

[Ten minutes of excitable flailing.]

THOSE ARE EVEN BETTER THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER WISHED FOR EVER! [Goingtocryhappytears.]

You're welcome, man.

*amused now*

[Stuffs his face. Because... no Yzma around!] Want...uh. Want one too?

I'd settle for a Starbucks card.

....then you should probably go out and buy one.

No such thing as free coffee, huh?

Not usually, no.

That's a shame. The world would be happier for it.

Nah.

No one would appreciate it after the second cup.

You're rather pessimistic, aren't you?

Can we negotiate for one?

Depends on what I get in return....

What do you want? If it's within my realm to do it, I'll definitely try.

Hey, I didn't ask! Maybe my face was asking, with kind of a longing expression, but I had the courtesy not to say it out loud.

Sorry. Automatic response.

I hear it a lot.

Don't get me wrong, I've been thinking about it since we met.

I just don't want anything that bad. Not any one thing, and not any three things.

I feel like there'd be a catch. It's nothing personal - there's always a catch if you don't have to work for what you get.

Oh, there's always a catch. I make sure of that.

So basically you're an asshole, and I'm right not to ask you to do me any favors?

Yeah, this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

I'm only one when I have to be. Safety, and all of that. Self-preservation.

No, no. I get you. Don't worry. I'd probably do the same thing.

I'm guessing most people don't wish for world peace.