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[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

Santa sounds like a pedophile stalker.

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[theykeptmeup.livejournal.com]

He is. A filthy, filthy, pedophile.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

I mean, he always watches you, and warns you to watch out: that doesn't sound like a jolly person. That sounds like someone who wants to gut someone open.

[theykeptmeup.livejournal.com]

Not to mention wanting all the boys and girls to sit on his lap.

I'd be fucking scared shitless that he was coming to town.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

Christmas is cool and shit, even if I like Halloween better, but seriously? I don't care what kind of presents he'd give me, I'd do everything I could to keep him the hell out of my chimney.

[violetes.livejournal.com]

Scared of a fat old guy who gives free gifts?

[techygoddess.livejournal.com]

I'm not the only one who was up all night worried then? *Okay so yeah she fell asleep in front of the fire place holding her robot just so she could protect the others in the house if needed.*

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

I can totally take that fat piece of shit. I'm tough.

[techygoddess.livejournal.com]

Normally I could, but... The prince forbid me to fight here. And if he finds out... Yeah rather not be punished by someone I knew while he was in his mother's womb. Kinda embarrassing.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

...Prince?

[violetes.livejournal.com]

Those Christmas songs are very misleading.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

He's still creepy as shit.

[violetes.livejournal.com]

I was never a fan, so I get that.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

I made my mom spray the house with Anti-Santa. ( totally legit, okay. ) Not that I'm afraid of him--I'm not! I'm not afraid of anything!

[theykeptmeup.livejournal.com]

He is. A filthy, filthy, pedophile.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

I mean, he always watches you, and warns you to watch out: that doesn't sound like a jolly person. That sounds like someone who wants to gut someone open.

[theykeptmeup.livejournal.com]

Not to mention wanting all the boys and girls to sit on his lap.

I'd be fucking scared shitless that he was coming to town.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

Christmas is cool and shit, even if I like Halloween better, but seriously? I don't care what kind of presents he'd give me, I'd do everything I could to keep him the hell out of my chimney.

[violetes.livejournal.com]

Scared of a fat old guy who gives free gifts?

[techygoddess.livejournal.com]

I'm not the only one who was up all night worried then? *Okay so yeah she fell asleep in front of the fire place holding her robot just so she could protect the others in the house if needed.*

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

I can totally take that fat piece of shit. I'm tough.

[techygoddess.livejournal.com]

Normally I could, but... The prince forbid me to fight here. And if he finds out... Yeah rather not be punished by someone I knew while he was in his mother's womb. Kinda embarrassing.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

...Prince?

[violetes.livejournal.com]

Those Christmas songs are very misleading.

[ofghostsperm.livejournal.com]

He's still creepy as shit.

[violetes.livejournal.com]

I was never a fan, so I get that.