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[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Seriously feels like a personals ad :/

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[acontrollist.livejournal.com]

Considering the recent rash of murders via personals ads, isn't that a bad idea, then?

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Well, it's supposed to just be a friend thing. You don't think I'll meet an axe murderer, do you?

[acontrollist.livejournal.com]

I suppose the chances are very slim, but you should never rule anything out! Caution is essential.

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

I hope I don't get someone like Mr Ryerson...

[acontrollist.livejournal.com]

Oh my...

Maybe you should rescind your ad. I'm not sure if that's a chance you should take.

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Well, see, it's not really an ad. Just an online thing to meet online friends. Did you know Puck used to get weed of Mr Ryerson?

[acontrollist.livejournal.com]

Haven't you ever heard of To Catch a Predator, Mike? Mr. Ryerson is the thing "online friends" are made of.

Why does that not surprise me? I'm sure Noah could weasel an illicit substance out of Ms. Pilsbury if given the time and opportunity.

...I'm also fairly sure he could turn that into a horrible joke.

[newestoutsider.livejournal.com]

That's a terrible way to get laid, you know.

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Why would I be looking on there to get laid?!

[newestoutsider.livejournal.com]

...Because you just put out a personal ad? [ Dude. He worked in a strip joint. He knows how sceevy personals can be.]

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

It FEELS like a personals ad, but it's not one. It's for friends and stuff online. I don't need online sex, I've got Tina.

[newestoutsider.livejournal.com]

Since when do you need more friends online? And I noticed you two were together. Congrats by the way.

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Dude, we were together the whole time you were at McKinley... And I'm just a friendly guy. With college coming up, I'm branching out.

[acontrollist.livejournal.com]

Considering the recent rash of murders via personals ads, isn't that a bad idea, then?

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Well, it's supposed to just be a friend thing. You don't think I'll meet an axe murderer, do you?

[acontrollist.livejournal.com]

I suppose the chances are very slim, but you should never rule anything out! Caution is essential.

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

I hope I don't get someone like Mr Ryerson...

[acontrollist.livejournal.com]

Oh my...

Maybe you should rescind your ad. I'm not sure if that's a chance you should take.

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Well, see, it's not really an ad. Just an online thing to meet online friends. Did you know Puck used to get weed of Mr Ryerson?

[newestoutsider.livejournal.com]

That's a terrible way to get laid, you know.

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Why would I be looking on there to get laid?!

[newestoutsider.livejournal.com]

...Because you just put out a personal ad? [ Dude. He worked in a strip joint. He knows how sceevy personals can be.]

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

It FEELS like a personals ad, but it's not one. It's for friends and stuff online. I don't need online sex, I've got Tina.

[newestoutsider.livejournal.com]

Since when do you need more friends online? And I noticed you two were together. Congrats by the way.

[justwants2dance.livejournal.com]

Dude, we were together the whole time you were at McKinley... And I'm just a friendly guy. With college coming up, I'm branching out.